hey pro-tip for people who can become pregnant, plan B only works best if you weigh below 155 lbs, Ella works best if you weigh below 195 lbs, and if you weigh over that your main alternative to an emergency contraceptive is a copper IUD. this is just one of many examples of healthcare that is both incredibly fatphobic and that i see people totally uninformed about
most of my media opinions can be boiled down to "yeah the symbolism is cool but i'm also just horny" and "yeah i'm horny about it but the symbolism also fucks"
They hate me for my girlish whimsy and the cannibalism
This is the single funniest thing to happen on the internet thus far
unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
The trifecta
frank: i went to every punk show in new jersey and no one knew you
Spending time with kids always reminds me how much I love the way they play. I’ll be like “hey kid look, this little bug is called an isopod it’s related to crabs and it eats dead plants” and they’ll immediately respond with something like “cool let’s play isopods we have to collect dead leaves as fast as we can and if we don’t get enough we die of starvation and have a bug funeral”
What an amazing way to process new information or explore an idea! It’s important to remember these kinds of games are not random or pointless; playing is how kids learn.
oh my god your new cat is a little baby....based
wwh huh
whuhh
the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
Hey baby, is that a VGA cable in your pants or do you just have 15 tiny penises?










