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@the-shania-twainsaw-massacre

Daily gratitude

  • I don’t have kids
  • I don’t spend money on nicotine
  • I don’t gamble my money away on sports
  • I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions
  • My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful
  • My pussy barks

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

i may be stupid

you shut your whore mouth

i won’t hesitate bitch

stop being mean to me

when this post hits 69420 im turning off reblogs

YES I MISSED THE DEADLINE everyone shut up. on april 20 reblogs are going off for realsies this time. cash in while you can

Readers have context you may want to know: It is May 3.

Kanye West released a list of his enemies…

It’s everything to me.

1. Being at your lowest, making a list of everyone who has ever betrayed you, and telling the internet? Big mood. No criticism here.

2. The cast list itself is what is funny.

3. This list is the elephant’s foot of comedy. Even looking at it once is too much exposure.

Thats not the actual list. This is the actual list.

It used to take effort to lie