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I Put The Bi In Bitch

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been reading a lot of klance fics lately so i thought i’d share it w you guys!! here’s 14 of them and definitely my favorites. comes with the title (duh), description, a review by yours truly, and link to the fic. the writers of said fics also have some gorg other masterpieces so be sure to check those out!

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Though he’s been dealt many bad cards, Lance isn’t sure he can handle this one: winding up stranded, a million lightyears away from home, with only Keith to keep him company. The universe is cruel.

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amazing a+++ fic but i strongly advise not to read this unless you are willing to live the rest of your life broken hearted and Sad. i promise ur heart will be wrecked but in the best way possible!!! a buncha artists on tumblr made art for this so be sure to check those out & also there’s a epilogue-ish thing for this that dulls the pain a lil less and its called The Stars Smile Back in case yall were interested

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“Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?” Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? “Alright, it’s a deal.” Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance’s ‘fake boyfriend’.

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if u love slow burn then BOY ur gonna love this !!!! mama lance is so warm i luv her !!! fake dating aka one of my fav tropes so 11/10 and i just rly love this ok im in tears

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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose? (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake? (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it? (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy… (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes couldvery easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones? (00:45) What (00:46) The (00:46) Fuck?? (00:47) Oh good, you are awake! where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

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i love through-chat fics therefore i am so in love with this!!!!!! your everyday "wrong number” trope but so so so much better!!! cute and happy

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“Do you think we’ll be together, still, by the time we make it home?” Lance is quiet for a moment, thinking. Then he says, “That depends. Do you plan on going somewhere?” Keith laughs, threading his fingers through Lance’s hair. “No, I suppose I don’t.”

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their relationship is just SO PURE AND SOFT and so well written i’m in luuuv but the open ending will shatter and will most likely rip u apart

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Keith works part-time as a phone sex operator and receives a prank call from Lance. This does not go as planned for Lance. Thus begins the adventure of our dear sweet idiot continuing to call Keith to fuck with him (but not like fuck fuck with him…at least not yet). And y'know, eventually having legit conversations with him and getting attached and growing on Keith. aka the phone sex operator fic no one asked for

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this is soooooooooo cute and adorable and wow i luv ittttt!!! made me smile so hard it hurts

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In a world where monstrous dragons terrorize humanity daily, the Garrison trains valiant Knights to slay the evil beasts and defend Earth. But when Knight cadet Lance Espinosa is kidnapped by a strange red dragon who kills its own kind, certain truths are revealed…and so are the true monsters.

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oh my god the buildup may be slow but i promise it’s worth it like everything just falls perfectly into place !!! and its so adorable and creative and just wow not ur usual klance fanfic and that just makes it 1000x better and also,,, dragons !!

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“Shiro, I fucked up,” Keith blurted, wringing his hands. Shiro paused mid-punch, shooting him a quizzical look. “What? What happened?” “I think,” Keith whispered, “I think I accidentally roofied Lance. With my dick.”

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galra keith will always and forever be my fav au so this is a definite fav for me !!! i love the other 3 sequels it comes w too!! and nsfw content too dont even lie ik u guys are thirsty for that

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–Static—- -iro, Hunk, Kei—, nybody? I’m—- -static– –I’m sorry guys. This is all my– –static–cc– —I found my coordinates. They’re– -stttcc- -guys. I hear something— –scccc- -end transmission- Alone on a hostile planet, transmissions aren’t getting through. How did it come to this?

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this fic got me sad and crying in the middle of the night )’: wont leave u too sad tho the ending is pretty nice

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The compromised wormhole was ripping apart at the seams, sending everyone spiraling away in completely different directions. Lance could feel himself being pulled and bent in ways he was definitely not supposed to be. – Stitching the team back together after everyone is separated is difficult, and for one Paladin rescue wouldn’t be coming for a very long time.

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no words. literally no words. this was so painful and just wow the buildup will shatter u i swear )’: also poor bb lance i sob. comes with cool-looking art which makes it a whole lot better

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AU where Keith is some important guy who has a business suit, and lance is a good housewife. (tha ts a lie, i honestly dont have a summary but this fic hurts, i have been told by at least 3 people) Written in text format

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will wreck u, beware!! may be short but enough to bring u to tears honestly

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Once upon a time, two Canadian nerds decided to start a figure skating au about their two space sons and their wonderful misfit friends. Ten pages of headcanons later we finally put electronic pen to electronic paper and created this monstrosity. This multi-chapter fic chronicles the lives of a hockey player named Keith who gets forcibly enlisted into figure skating lessons by his brother, Shiro, to “work on his footwork”. There he meets a pompous - yet talented - figure skater named Lance and gets swept away by both the sport and the skater. Enjoy the ride because it’s only just started.

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the description says it all !!!!! a fic beloved by the vld fandom and gosh whats not to love honestly???? also the whole gang is so happy !!! (sidenote: this is unfinished and its killing me)

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“So like in 'Step Up’?” Allura shrugs. “Now that you put it like that - yes. I guess it’s just like in 'Step Up’.” The smile that she sends Shiro’s way - followed by a shy wave, eugh - is sickening to say the least, and Lance still doesn’t believe in dance camps. - Lance McClain’s dancing career begins and ends with Keith. Keith just wants to find out what Lance’s deal is.

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if u love step up ur gonna LOVE this !!!! i love it so so so so much can i just say and wow keith is so hot ffs

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Lance doesn’t pine for anyone ever, Keith’s never been to a dance, Hunk tries his best to be supportive, Shiro is very done, and Pidge steals a car.But hey, it could’ve been worse.

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space prom!!!!!!! and cute pining gays!! whats not to love about that?

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Lance thinks he can get away with flirting with Keith if it’s in Spanish. Lance thinks if he says the words angrily enough no one will catch on to the ruse. Lance thinks his secret crush is safe. Lance, my friends, is very…very wrong.

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two words - too. cute. i can’t even with this fic
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Hi there! So I’m really new to this fandom and ship and I was wondering if you’d mind recommending me some of the classic/ must read fics? Thank you so much 💕💫

Since there are so many classic fics within the fandom. I’m gonna recommend five to get you started. Sorry for getting to this late and hopefully you haven’t read these but here we go. Here are some classic fanfics that everyone who loves has probably already read: 

1) Dirty Laundry | By: Anonymous | Completed | 85,042 words | Mature

“Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?”

Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right?

“Alright, it’s a deal.”Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance’s ‘fake boyfriend’.

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 This is a must read. I think almost everyone in this fandom has read this fic at some point and honestly its worth the read.  Whenever you hear someone mention “Oh this reminds me of Dirty Laundry.” They’re talking about this fic. Its almost an unspoken requirement for people to read this honestly. 

2) The Marks We Make | By: Wittyy_name | Ongoing | 145,760 words | Mature

Lance McClain constantly dreams of the day he’ll finally meet his mysterious soulmate. They don’t say much, if anything at all, but they leave him with gorgeous paintings temporarily tattooing his skin. It’s not exactly the situation he hoped for, but when he feels the connection between them, he can’t bring himself to resent them. As much as he wishes his soulmate would just talk to him, he’s resigned himself to being patient. In the meantime, he has a loving family and good friends to help him get by.

Keith Kogane dreads the day he’ll finally meet his obnoxious soulmate. He’s just an art student who’s struggling to find his place in the world. There’s so much he hasn’t been able to control in his life, and the thought of having a soulmate, just another thing in his life which he also has no control over yet can’t do anything about, is a little terrifying. So he ignores the words that occasionally appear on his skin. He has other things to focus on: like being a new student at a big university where his childhood friend and step-brother go.

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Honestly, almost everything that this author has made for this fandom has become popular. This one is just probably my favorite work of theirs. Once you read this definitely check out everything else Klance they’ve written and you wont regret it. 

3) What A Healing Pod Can’t Repair | By: Remember_Me | Completed | 55,777 words | Teen & Up Audiences

The compromised wormhole was ripping apart at the seams, sending everyone spiraling away in completely different directions. Lance could feel himself being pulled and bent in ways he was definitely not supposed to be.

Stitching the team back together after everyone is separated is difficult, and for one Paladin rescue wouldn’t be coming for a very long time.

Notes: 

So, this takes place after episode 11 of season 1 when everyone is kinda thrown around and let me tell you. You need to prepare yourself to read this. That’s all I shall say. 

4) of florists and tennis shoes | By: venpast | Completed | 63,783 words | Teen & Up Audiences 

‘Lance wasn’t sure if he’d imagined the brief tremble at the corner of Keith’s lips or not, that slight stutter that promised a smile. But before he could guess further, Keith gave his knee a shove and got to his feet. He reached out to him, “I’m done here, and I’ve still got some daisies to sell you.”“Yeah,” Lance agreed, looking down at the extended palm, noting the little Saturn tattoo on the inside of Keith’s wrist where the sleeve hiked. He took the hand, “better not overprice those too, you asshole.”’(in which lance is a broke university student trying to impress a pretty girl with flowers, but ends up falling for the florist that sells them instead.)

Notes:

 You know, I thought this was a pretty popular fic, but then I saw that it only had 104,000 hits. If you haven’t read this. What are you doing with your life. Its such a good fic and its one that I love so very much. So please read it.

5) Water Cast | By: Fishwrites | Ongoing | 130,494 words | Mature

Shiro has been a Galra prisoner for over a year; with his flight feathers clipped and unable to fly. Desperate to escape, he jumps overboard while being transported to the capitol on a Galran ship. Lance is a merman who saves him from drowning. Keith thinks Shiro is about to become mermaid dinner. Hunk just wants Lance to

stop going to the surface all the time, dammit!

(AU where Avians (winged folk), Galra, humans and merfolk cohabit earth. Shiro and Keith are avian soldiers, Lance is the youngest son of a Queen, Hunk is also a merman and Pidge is still looking for her family. They get caught up in a war.)

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Read this, you wont be sorry.

6) Follow My Lead | By: Klancekorner | Completed | 117,792 words | Mature

Becoming “hook-up buddies” with Lance Sanchez was just supposed to be a small, insignificant fraction of Keith’s life. But of course, things don’t work out that way at all.  aka a Friends w/ Benefits AU that nobody asked for where Lance wears sleeveless hoodies, plays basketball in abandoned parking lots, and follows his dreams, and Keith comes from a high class, reputable family who never let him have any dreams of his own. They go home with each other and don’t expect it to matter until it totally does.Keith POV and Lance POV

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So, I know I said I would recommend five fics BUT, this is one that I think everyone in the fandom should read because its so good. Its well written and I love it so much, you should read this.

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i lost it after attempt 510.

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OhMIGOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!! *watches again*

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UHHHH KEITH IN HIS PALADIN ARMOR WITH HIS MOM’S MARKINGS??

AND PRAISE THE STARS - OUR BOY IS SMILING

W   H A   T

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UHHHH….. ALLURA LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A WHITE SYMBOL… AND KEITH HAS A RED SYMBOL???? IS KEITH COMING BACK IN SEASON 6? OH MY GOD!!!!

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KEITH IS GOING BACK TO THE TEAM IN S6 WHICH MEANS………….. THAT’S WHEN KLANCE ROMANTIC ARC IS GONNA START FOR GOOD 

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What do you mean this wasn’t how this episode went

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Krolia and Keith HC’s

  • He struggles with knowing what to call her. Mom? Mother? Blade Co-owner? 
  • Krolia, deadpan: “Just call me Special K.” 
  • Keith, turning around and walking away immediately: “No. I’m not doing this. Goodbye.” 
  • Long silences that aren’t awkward. Just two broody broods walking the halls. 
  • They both have terrible insomnia. Krolia tries to give Keith medication for it but it’s some Galra stuff that just makes him KO for 14 hours like a deadman and is thus entirely ineffective. 
  • “Keith fix your shirt.” “I didn’t come here to be lecTURE-”
  • Krolia: *arrives anywhere after Keith does* Keith, with that shit-eating smirk: “You’re late.”
  •  They both like quiet places like Olkarion. When she goes there for the first time, she remarks that she loves it. Keith tells her that it’s one of his top 5 planets he’s been to. She asks him what the other 4 are, and gets several lovely hours of listening to her son talk about his special interest. She gives him a soft look the entire time, not sure how to convey how grateful she is that they found one another again. 
  • After the war is done, Keith actually gets to go back to Earth as his home, since he’s found not only his mother, but also gained a family of his own. 
  • Krolia, seeing Keith’s shack: “Bitch you live like this?”
  • Krolia notices Keith’s little crush on Lance like, instantly. 
  • At first she doesn’t say anything. 
  • At first. 
  • *After a conversation with Lance leaves Keith blushing softly with a wistful smile: “So!” “No.” 
  • “Your Dad reeled me in with his jokes as well, it’s okay.” 
  • “Keith this is getting embarrassing.” “Yeah well, guess I’ll keep doing it until I die.” “…No?” 
  • She tells him all the stories she has of his childhood. Keith learns how to cry over someone coming back, instead of leaving him behind. 
  • Krolia constantly wonders if she’s being a bad mother to Keith. She knows she has a lot of work to do; that Keith being closed off isn’t annoying, it’s natural considering what happened. The beginning of their relationship features a lot of misunderstandings and unanswerable questions. 
  • They work it out. Eventually. 
  • The first time Keith calls Krolia “Mom”, it’s after her ship goes down during a battle. He’s the first one there, prying open the hatch. She hears his voice call down through the dark, and wants to tell him she’s fine. 
  • “MOM? MOM, are you alright?!” 
  • She cries. 
  • Krolia? Oh, she gets him the FUCK out of the Blade when she learns her son has almost died not ONCE, but TWICE over the course of his service.
  • Krolia, bursting into his room: “Pack your bag. Now.” Keith: “You can’t tell me what to-” “Did I stutter, Keith?”
  •  5 minutes later: “I thought I told you to pack your bag.” Keith: *holding up his jacket, pants, shirt, and go-go boots and nothing else* “I did…?” Krolia, trying not to cry: “This is fucking ridiculous. We’re going to the mall. Fucking cannot BELIEVE you have NOTHI-”  
  • “Hey, Mom?” “Yes?” “How did you tell Dad…how you felt?” Krolia, hiding the fact that she waited until he said something first: “W…with courage…” 
  • She doesn’t get the Voltron chant either. 
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krolia: that blade used to be mine… thats why i can use it…….

keith:

krolia:

keith:

krolia: ITS ME KROLIA, YOUR MOOOOOMMMMM, KROOOLIAAAA, IM YOUR MOTHERRRRRRR 

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reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

dude holy shit you’re right.

IT’S SO CRISP MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN

I’m crying…

This is literally the clearest audio post on tumblr

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This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

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i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

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Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.