Them: Of course I’m in a fandom. I’ve seen the gifs and edits.

Me who devours fanfics after getting a minor obsession:

Doggo receives a puppy

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英語とロシア語の表記比較　(;´∀｀) ﾋｯｷﾀｲ… English cursive writing versus Russian cursive writing

（ Reddit:r/Unexpected u/Lunatic_Dpali ）

I learned Russian cursive back in 1997 when I started taking Russian. I couldn't write in Emglish cursive for a very lomg time

grow up

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

tragedies at baby time

“I made these lil beans and I will sit on them if I wish”

THAT was one of the best eps i have ever seen

"It's Raining Men" and then minutes later NANDOR FALLS OUT OF THE F*CKIN' SKY BUCK NEKKID 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

finished it because I needed a distraction

Biblically-accurate angel traits:

All you smart alecks in the notes going 'oh but what about fallen angels' 'hey op you forgot fallen angels' No, I didn't! Angel (lit. messenger) is a job description and mark of allegiance as much as it is the word for certain "species" of beings.

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

IT'S REAL

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

ITS REAL

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

IN CONCEPTION BAY

hmmm

Place: the Forest of Salami

I had a job as an airplane pilot and got fired. I lived near an airport and every time I heard a plane flying nearby I got angry.

they put me in the pear wiggler and now i’m normal

season 5 professor has a very special place in my heart

The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters.  The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.

I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4

The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.

I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds

He held it for the rest of of his life!

[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.

From the ring’s perspective:

1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.

2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.

3. What the fuck is you?

4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.

5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.

6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 

7. FUCK

8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 

9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* 

you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years!

Heh. :)

@13flowersandfoxes

You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.

finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media

hang on lemme bring this to the resident ducktales fan in the verdict household

yeah this is funny