I think if we held a mcytblr election now it wouldn’t be as fun because we are a much more diverse and large community at this point. I would not know so many candidates and that takes away so much of the charm imo. Those elections ran on knowing literally everyone involved at least vaguely enough to be able to pin at least one trait to them.

with reddit and twitter imploding, Tumblr Staff sees this as a golden opportunity to "sieze the moment" and roll out changes so awful that everyone here wishes it was a viable option to jump platforms

Staff stop making me reblog this every two weeks challenge

Yeah the song's about the end of love and grief but this line is about fucking mosquitoes

This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

HOW THE FUCK

Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.  

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

1/4 of you guys live like this

finally I got them all

@the-royal-bat-snake

if you havent seen zloy's video where he eats every twilight forest boss i highly suggest it, 12/10 would soup again

Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

@the-royal-bat-snake

@the-royal-bat-snake

it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)

all these birds are like-

ironically, they are all exactly the same amount of Pissed Off

Curious because this is the Boring Nerd™️ website apparently so I'm interested to see if that started young.

Don't count instances where you didn't get caught, I want to hear about the stuff you did that was stupid and blatant and had repercussions.

For the prompt music in @evil-xisapril!

Many Hermitgang remixes made by @redstonedust

What I have learned from this: parrots are my least favourite mob and video editors are god's strongest soldiers

(Mirrored on YouTube here)

Video ID under the cut because it is very long

Retirement Home Rumble: Finals

DISCLAIMERS (PLEASE READ):

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

DON’T STOP THE PARTY

Second edition of friends as bugs from insect poll

Word of advice: stop being 19 years old ASAP