Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:
Your pronouns he/it/she? Damn girl go scratch
no no, HE itchy, not me. its his problem
Sometimes i see you ppl say like i want a farmer bf i want a farmer gf 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 well that’s fine and all but i hope you know that when you take off our belts after a hard days work the only thing youre gonna find is dirt.
“Whats in your pants?” “Dirt.”
Elon Musk was once known as an innovative billionaire who was paving the way in the STEM field for space travel. Now he’s just the dumb fuck that is rapidly crashing Twitter’s market value and losing an online battle with a shitposter. It’s nice to see his public image finally match up with his person.
bro he demanded that we go all out on this coronation, made people starve to do so, and he couldnt even be bothered to learn his lines?? he's just reading off flashcards????
70s tumblr would be like
guys if you pretend to be gay you can dodge the draft
whos pretending
one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones