A warrrior with abundant osteoptimism and one more skeleptical re: bone toughness.
Op I want you to know that “I don’t drink enough milk to be that confident in my bones” is now something I will say at every opportunity
2022 was the year of pondering orbs
in 2023 we ponder the tricontahexahedron
year of the tricontahexahedron
year of the tricontahexahedron
Anonymous asked:
How often do you read about cum during your alchemical research and what percentage of the time is it literal?
Literally every alchemy research day has involved cum. It’s literal about half the time.
HISTORICAL ALCHEMICAL SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT AND THEIR OPINION OF CUM:
- Ancient Greeks: Mention cum, but not much. Cum is literal.
- Ancient Egyptians: LOVED cum. Mention it a lot. Cum is literal.
- Romans: Not much cum. Cum is metaphorical.
- Byzantines: Very Christian. No cum.
- Islamic Polymaths: Not much cum. Cum is a metaphor.
- Pre-Paracelcians: Moderate cum. Cum is a metaphor.
- Paracelcians: Severe cum. Cum is literal and a metaphor.
- Romantics: LOVED cum. Cum is literal and a metaphor.
Ancient Egyptians:
LOVED cum. Mention it a lot.
Cum is literal.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
put that old man in a situation
This is my old man. The situation?
He conpfy.
FUCK yes everybody go home this post is about him now
The image that got me banned off of 196 in the last week of its existence
Absolutely goddamn obsessed w this pic the creator of neopets sent after trying and failing to push his shitty nft game to the current playerbase
I've seen like 3 different videos of 9/11 going down in the new Zelda game are you guys like. good.
