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I'm back

@the-return-of-ninetails

Tumblr terminated old account for no reason but I'm fucking back

Person 1: i think I heard Person 2 puts razor blades in their Halloween candy, please spread the word #staysafe

Person 2: No i dont do that wtf

Person 1: help…now they’re literally sending their followers to harass and dox me.. I’m gonna die…

Legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom dev: i sure wonder what whacky contraptions and creative solutions our Playerbase will find for our puzzles
Humans, the Spezies that still considers killing things a beloved past time hobby:

I can't picture Link in any ship tbh I mostly picture him gathering apples in the woods. Building a fire to roast some mushrooms. Washing himself in the water of a spring. Self sufficient autistic forest hobo man perfectly content being alone

He sleeps under the shade of a tree I think

yea

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“Omg I made this prom dress for only $10!”

- already owns $200 sewing machine, $100 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery

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“You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less money and more flavor,” says the person with $3k in Le Creuset cookware, six professional kitchen appliances, living in the heart of a large city with ample grocery selection, sponsored by Hello Fresh and Skillshare.

"You can cook this full course meal for less than five dollars!" says the person who acts like you can buy $0.001 worth of salt, $0.05 worth of flour, and $1.27 worth of pork.

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I'm sorry @chigrima but this just passed peer review:

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mylittleponyepisodeguide

The episode in which a desperate Rarity sucks the life force out of Fluttershy so she can maintain her eternal beauty

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Honestly, the weirdest thing about the whole "Madeline is Peppino's niece" meme is the automatic presumption that, as an Italian, Peppino would be horrified at the notion of strawberries on pizza. Like, Peppino is not exactly running a fine dining establishment, and have you seen what Italian people are willing to put on pizza?

headcanon: peppino says he’s cis but he’s not. when he was young he saw big wrestlers on tv, and idolized them to death, wishing he looked like that. he snuck out in the night to buy magical male hairgrowth, did vocal training in his bedroom, and ate a lot of fatty italian foods to look more manly (he has no idea what testosterone supplements are). in his teen years he passed enough to be drafted to war (they were transphobic but nobody bothered to check this guy’s genitals) and fought just enough to not be considered a veteran. he then opened up his pizzeria to pay for essentials and make his family proud. when madeline’s parents drop her off to uncle peppino’s place for the first time, she tells peppino she’s transgender. peppino asks “what’s-a that mean?”