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@the-real-bean-king

the difference between Tommy and drista vs other duos is that drista actually goes along with all of tommy's crazy and dumb ideas. and it's so fucking hilarious

these are some old drawings that have been in my drafts for an embarrassingly long time but. some of them still slap. enjoy.

the only version of the dream smp that exists is the version i made up in my head. (although these drawings may be. a few months old. ahem)

notes on my design under the read more

drista looking at a picture of prince phillip and saying ‘oh my god it’s philza’ is the reason why she’s the funniest person to have ever walked the dream smp

also there's probably something to be said about the fact that the devil is a mischievous 14-year-old girl who's more likely to tote you around on a flying pig than kill you, while god will keep you trapped in your nightmares and threaten to horrifically murder your friends

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Mc: At the bottom of the pyramid- Asmo. You were good. I'm waiting for you to be great.

Mc: Next- Satan. You didn't stick out to me.

Mc: Next- Lucifer.

Mc: Next- Levi. You're third on the pyramid, you're the third brother.

Mc: And now- Beel. You did a great job.

Mc: And on top of the pyramid, going three for three, once again- Mammon

MC: *kisses Mammon*

Mammon: Th- THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS! *blushing*

MC: So?

Mammon: YOU STOLE MY FIRST KISS! *still in panic and blushing*

MC: Fine I'll give it back!

MC: *kisses Mammon again*

Mammon: *extremely happy and overheating*

Mammon: Y-yeah, that's right -! No one st-steals from the great Mammon -! (had to hide his face while saying this)

INCORRECT QUOTES

*the TV is freaking out*

Mc: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Mc: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either

Lucifer: Excuse me???