let the man in your mouth also open his mouth kaiman
Vergil not knowing how to do small talk but rlly want to is what I live for.
has this been done yet uncle Dante out to protect his nephew
You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much
this makes me laugh every year
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Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.
Customer: Is that good?
Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.
And here’s Dante for the Castlevania AU ⚔️ Prints will be available soon!
I need y’all to know that I’ve sold multiple copies of Death Stranding to mothers who are buying it because Norman Reedus and/or Mads Mikkelsen are “sexy as hell” but otherwise don’t play video games and are planning to steal the PlayStation from their husbands for a week, and I truly love and support every single one of them in the quest to live their best lives
God you’re so right @maeborowski
If fear was a song
This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown
Wow non states people only know like 4 states
No, they pretty much nailed it.
Wait a second, am I tripping balls?
arewefadingout
HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
Sometimes life is just beautiful.
sylfire
May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man
Music’s fading. You fucked up. Start again.
fouryearsgoingstrong
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this is how that first cutscene went right