yeah

This is really funny on dark mode

America slaughtering buffalo and moving whole tribes for the sake of building railroads only to decide they dont actually like trains is giving the same energy as the english conquering the world for spices and then deciding they didnt like any of them. like father like son

LETS GO!!!!! THE SHITBAG YOUNGER BROTHER ALSO COMMITS GENOCIDE AND OTHER COLONIAL ATTROCITIES!!!!!

"how does judaism exist in this fantasy world" dont overthink it. let me do the overthinking

"why does fantasy christianity exists in those 839384747437 fantasy worlds" is also a question worth asking

This is a movie about sentient cars.

They have a car pope.

They have a popemobile for their car pope. The car pope is basically riding this car like a horse.

It's like if we had a second, secret race of humans we only raised as horses.

Suspend disbelief, people.

That's the point.

I love the implication of a car jesus

1.05 | Broca Divide

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

Elmo has parents but Elmo also has his own pocket dimension in between worlds drawn entirely in crayon.

ok in response to that post bc im genuinely curious. for science.

reblog for bigger sample size

just found out the "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets" guy from vine is married 6 years to a man and does research into HIV and AIDS...

omg I had such a crush on him lmao

I love him even more now. I hope he has money for chicken nuggets by now.

knowing how researchers are paid, I doubt it 😢

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

i realized that i like the format because it's the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.

Does the “I’m gonna get a good grade in” person know the impact they’ve had. Do they know they did in fact got a good grade in post, something that’s both normal to want and possible to achieve,

i think we should publicly execute every CEO

Use firefox, install ublock origin as an adblocker. It's the best adblocker, and the only one you should use. And Its developer outright says it works best on firefox, and Mozilla is committed to keeping adblockers working while Google is actively steering chrome and chromium development towards making them impossible with Manifest v3.

Still to combat Youtube adblock-blocking, you need to keep Ublock and its filters updated. Follow the Ublock Origin subreddit for instructions, here is the most recent thread on how to do that.

girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is

This feeling is strange and complicated. On the one hand it's legit quite cool that nonbinary pronouns are becoming more widespread! On the other, I've spent my whole life pursuing interests and hobbies and ideals that weren't seen as particularly feminine, and when I was younger this was a major source of bullying and stress alongside some generalized misogyny taking the form of "you can't do or be anything you think is cool because you are innately inferior and to do otherwise means violating your nature," and it took me a while to conclude that this was just straight horseshit top to bottom and I could do whatever I wanted and present myself however I wanted without in any way being Not A Girl, and now it's like the exact same concept has flipped sides and is coming from a point of theoretical validation but still calculates out to "that's not very ladylike of you, you must be something else". anyway she/her thanks gang

I think it's like. the understanding that the gender binary is a small part of a much wider space of identities is separate from the understanding that a lot of that gender binary is a false dichotomy that artificially walls off universal human experiences behind specific pronouns and while the first concept is gaining wider understanding the second is lagging a little, which means "I am a girl and I like doing boy things" reads as "oh I've heard about this, you must be one of the Others who don't do the binary" rather than "the concept of 'boy things' is stupid from the jump"

just to be 100% clear

what this post is NOT talking about: using they/them pronouns for someone you don't know, aren't sure of, hasn't had a chance to introduce themselves, etc.

what this post IS talking about: my highly personal experience seeing some people "correcting" my commenters that were using she/her pronouns for me, because, despite me exclusively using she/her pronouns and saying so whenever asked, through no action of mine they had gotten the idea that I was using "they/them".

girl help I put a nuanced personal experience on the reading comprehension website

Halloween (2018) dir. David Gordon Green

I have heard fisher cats’ vocalizations being described as screams or cries of kids or children… but I never understood exactly how uncanny their actual sounds are!

These cats are powering up

They literally do sound like children pretending to be animals. That’s wild.

damn

my partner & i recently transitioned to being best friend platonic partners and romantically separated (due to some simple romantic incompatibilities) - we're both very happy with and excited about this change and most importantly we think it is VERY funny and gay to continue doing everything together and living together as exes

(she wrote the first comic!)

people who do not write will never understand when we say the characters and the story have a will. at some point i am not even writing it i am just narrating whatever the fuck they do.

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

tmw when you’re talking to someone and you gradually come to the realization that this person has never struggled financially in their life

“i don’t get it just buy a new replacement if that one doesn’t work” “why don’t you just move into a new house if your neighborhood is so bad” have you considered that some people don’t have money?

can’t forget the most common one “if you’re hungry just go buy food” “so you want to split the bill evenly?” “why can’t you just eat out again?”

what do you mean you have never been skiing?

it's totally normal for parents to take their kids on vacation!

those are the ones that come to my mind

you didn’t grow up going to disneyland or going on cruises? that’s so bizarre and sad!

just go to a doctor. oh your insurance doesn’t cover it? why don’t you get new insurance

Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), dir. Arwen Curry

The next line of her speech is also great: “Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings.”

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier