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The Pink Dino

@the-pink-dino

Saltier than the Atlantic Ocean
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is that a large and intimidating hunting knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see moh my god oh it's. it's both. Okay

Anonymous asked:

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

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there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

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come on man

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homophobic wheatley

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that little ball has no idea what a lesbian is and went right to assuming it was something terrible because he thinks glados is terrible