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I… I would follow him to the ends of the earth..
i would follow him to a garage sale
same thing
*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
As a Croat, seeing a meme about my country for the first time ever on Tumblr is an experience
Bosnia and Herzegovina can have a little shoreline. As a treat
If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.
Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek.
Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!
Why is that dinner bit so cute gosh
This could be us but you decided not to be 457 feet tall 😒
Ghibli knew what was up
If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!
Slurps up 3d printing filament like a spaghetti noodle and spits out a small orange frog
Are you okay
I'm fuckin great I just found out I could do that
know what I respect? little kids making strange noises for no discernable reason. Dont enjoy being in close range necessarily, but I do respect the heck out of it
You mean like when those girl scouts were growling at Each other..?
That's what girl scouts do. You get 2 or more in a vicinity and there will be growling.
its also how we used to establish dominance when our vests or sashes weren't on to show our patches. Which are identifying marks to show our levels of threat to others. The more you had the more intimidating you were, I used to try and confuse others by adding pins and bells so not to drop in the chain of command. I also uses my wiles by making myself seem smarter than the average brownie. Thus putting myself at a better advantage during cookie season for the best neighborhoods.
But why do they sound like Zim gagging? I 😂
dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce
children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don’t mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass hut and she still haunts me to this day
once at a theme park i got concerned cause this small child was lying right smack in the middle of the walkway but then i heard his mother saying “i’m sorry…i’m so sorry…he’s pretending to be a melted snowman”
and i just thought yes…….buddy………….you get it little dude
eternally torn between this and
