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sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

on my wedding night

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

how about all three

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

i feel slightly offended

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”

[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM"]

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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i hate bein the stereotypical emo bitch but life sux ,my dude

COCK-A-DOODLE—

do you think im sexy

@ethereal–empress

The ability to pin a post would be very cool

why is that last letter in orange

Halloween