Things Our Band Directors Say
“I honestly want to kill you guys. But not permanently, like in the video games where you come back.”
“It would honestly help if you guys would look up at me, I mean. I AM LITERALLY COUNTING YOU OFF.”
“Not my tempo”
“….You tried”
“That was actually decent”
"Don’t be a hero.”
“STOP.”
“We will get a water break when the trumpets actually make it to their dot on time.”
“BYE. GET OUT OF MY BAND ROOM.”
“We are family, you guys are the annoying 5 year olds, I’m the angry uncle.”
“How about no.”
~Add what your band director says!
"That sounds more like a cult. Drink some kool aid-JUST KIDDING THAT IS BAD FOR YOUR INSTRUMENT DONT"
Girl: Come over
Boy: I can't. I have band practice
Girl: My parents aren't home
Boy: You seem to think that you're more important than band so I'm breaking up with you
Walked into the band room today and noticed the smell of waffles
Me: hey what's with the smell?
Band Kid: oh yeah percussion got a waffle maker, they're making them in the percussion room
Me: Jesus Christ I hate this place
“dut”
"No one understand the pain of being called a trumpet" yes yeS yES
you: French horn
me, an intellectual: twisty metal snail of darkness and suffering
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Me: BANDCAMP IS FUN AMAZING BRILLIANT IM ACTIVE IM MOVING IM DRINKING WATER TAKING CARE OF MYSELF LEARNING BONDING WOO
Also Me: fuck it hot i want to Die™
Trapped in the Cycle
me: i can't wait for band camp to start i miss everyone so much!!
band camp: *starts*
me: why did band camp have to start it's so hot and the sun won't leave and everyone's too loud and my feet hurt and my lips are chapped and that freshman trombonist has almost hit me with their slide seven times today ugh i can't wait for this to be over
band camp: *ends*
me: wait??? no?? but?? it's over??? wow i can't wait for band camp next year it was so fun
instruments as trumpets see them
french horn: weird, unbalanced, awkward instruments that should not exist
tuba: big hunk of brass that sounds like an elephant
euphonium: smaller tuba
flute: don't know, never heard one
mellophone: less awesome trumpet
trombone: we drift from gods light every day because of trombones
saxophone: only good for jazz
clarinet: wood stick that screeches a lot
oboe: clarinets that insist on being weird
bassoon: basically water buffalos as instruments
percussion: abuse of random objects
Instruments as flutes see them
Piccolo: annoying little sibling in instrument form
Flute: God's gift to band
Clarinet: squeaky lil wood sticks
Saxophone: sound good until you talk to the person playing them
Oboe: better when they're not there so we can play their solos
Bassoon: some sort of strange mythical creature
Trumpet: I guess they're ok but couldn't they just... Play quieter??
Horn: nearly perfect. restores our faith in the brass section
Trombone: just kidding about that faith in the brass section
Euphonium: smol tuba
Tuba: I don't know, they're too far back for me to see one
Percussion: just stop ok
Trying to get people to join marching band like
hobbies include: not playing my instrument, ignoring my instrument, refusing to practice, cleaning my instrument and counting it as practicing, "forgetting" to practice,
- piercethevic: …And here’s me next to a world heavyweight champion wrestler. Good to see you @wwerollins ! 🏆💪🏽🏋 #WWE
Can we just appreciate how short Vic really is
and i said, hey, what’s on your mind?
i think about my life without you & i start to cry
and i said, hey, it’s alright
we’ll make it
i love you & i’ll never leave your side
