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when spinner from degrassi said this I genuinely never felt more seen in a tv character in my life
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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
- retrieval team for objects in the backseat
- custodian of the parking garage tickets
- "All clear my way"
- en-route dining concierge
- announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
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You should never forget the Tommy Gun
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we're all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that's such an incredible color for a cat to be
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So, when it rained a lot the other day the front pasture got pretty flooded and when I called the babes up for breakfast Houdini was walking around the “pond” and went to go stand on his board that he loves to stand on and it started to move and that’s the story of probably the first horse who ever surfed.
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You can lead a horse to water… but you didn’t know he’d be shredding fucking waves
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...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11
op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven
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best thing i ever accepted about people is that most people are just kind of gross like, physically
like most people have gross little bad habits and let the laundry go a little too long and sweat in weird places and are messy eaters and have weird laughs and are a little greasy and asymettrical and have stains and tears and wear on the things they own and its like literally fine and human. we dont need to worry about that stuff and frankly we should kill whoever is responsible for making us think humans are even capable of being perfectly polished made up hygeine machines 24/7. we are little animals we came from the dirt and sometimes you scratch your buttcrack or pick at scabs or what the fuck ever it is literally normal animal behaviour !!! let the soft animal of your body ect ect nd sometimes the soft animal of your body is a little yucky.
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If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know if it was really me? THE THING (1982) dir. John Carpenter
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson
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Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann