Due to tumblr I've seen Leon Kennedy w that tramp stamp and g string so many times my brain no longer categorizes it as divergent from his canon design. Sorry

Monarchy is gay as hell. want to be ruled by one man? You wanna give your money to him? Call him daddy while you’re at it.

So it’s okay if it’s a girl? Guess that leaves England in the clear

Guy who has been in a coma since September: oh boy I can’t wait to check on my favorite queen!

The most obnoxious phase of the pandemic was the one where organizations started declaring random other shit “the real pandemic”

that really was the real pandemic

why is twilight sparkle there

happy international womens day to HER

Torii Gate made of speakers in Kamiyama, Tokushima. You can connect your phone to it and play anything.

This is impressive in so many ways.

why didn’t they do this in the first place ?

Are you seriously asking why, a couple thousand years ago when gates like this started being built, they didn’t make them out of modern electrical speakers?

Yeah. Makes sense to me, I guess

….okay, repeat after me.

You cannot build something in 100 CE out of something that won’t be invented until the 1950s CE.

I don’t follow your logic

don’t listen to that poster, traditional amplifier torii gates were dismantled in the Edo period on order of Tokugawa Iemitsu (1623 - 1651), a noted devotee of acoustic enka music, in order to suppress the popular visual kei movement.

can you imagine the alternate universe where David Cronenberg directed American Psycho and ended it with Patrick Bateman singing and dancing on top of the Twin Towers I think it would’ve led to the collapse of society

hank hill killing you btw

One of my favorite pornos (for nonsexual reasons) was this one about 4 women working as interns under one dude. They all know that only one intern is getting a full-time job, so they all decide to suck it out of the manager's dick, which devolves to an orgy. At the end after they wipe the cum off, the girls argue about who's getting the job, when the manager says "Girls, girls! You were all great, but the company's shutting down and we'll all be laid off at the end of the week."

That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard maybe I should try watching porn

Do not reblog my post username ks0o i saw you say hyunjin is ugly and looks like a lesbian like a month ago dont try and stratgem manipulate gaslight me.

girl help im getting emails

false alarm, someone getting the same email i got just hit “reply to all”

meme my friend and I conjured up during our phone call

I've seen a handful of posts now like "WHERE DID VANILLA EXTRACT COME FROM" "i dont understand the vanilla extract meme" "how did you guys make a new meme in a couple hours" like how are you guys not acclimated to this environment yet. you come on, you see a post with vanilla extract and go huh. you scroll a bit and see another. huh? everyone is voting for vanilla extract. it seems to be the new meme. why? it literally does not matter. this is the committing to the bit website now jump on this fucking bandwagon and press the vanilla extract button.