Costume pour La Comtesse d’après Anna Maria Heinrich pour La Dame de Pique, Opéra de Lyon. via 

Sliding in at the last minute with a Tears of the Kingdom print! 🌱⚔️

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

I feel so bad every time I reblog my beloved mutuals art without crazy tags because the art is so so good I just never have proper energy to say anything

"gender envy or attraction?" both. i want to be him AND i want to fuck him.

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

twitter should display this when you reach your limit of seeing 600 posts/day

watch nimona on netflix 🔥

if your “short kings rise up” doesn’t include fat short kings, then your words are as powerless as your soul is empty.

it’s so cool how the search function on every website, a technology that was essentially perfected over a decade ago, is borderline unusable now

[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony

[guy who finally drew again voice] yeah the world is beautiful and life is wonderful

Paying debt to karma You party for a living What you take won't kill you But careful what you're giving

When the unflappable character sees someone they care about in danger and the mask slips, it's great.

But when the unflappable character sees someone they care about in danger, and the mask DOESN'T slip.

Because they understand they need to be calm and unflappable now more than ever; if it protects them, it will certainly protect the person they care about. So their voice doesn't waver, their hands don't shake. They don't panic. From the outside looking in, they're as calm as could be. They handle it.

But after it's over-when the person they care about is safe, and the unflappable character is alone-they completely shatter. Gasping breaths, sobs, barely holding it together because someone they love almost DIED, and it was far, far too close for comfort.

(Optional: Character that they care about finds them in this state and comforts them.)

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

fighting for my life on indeed.com

I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.

zero judgement on my part, i just noticed i struggle with some things my friends find ridiculously easy and vice versa so i'm just curious