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no shame SMH
LOVE IS LOVE
asexuality and aromanticism are real things. If you dont agree unfollow me thanks. Dont want nasty people here
Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
This year I thought I'd focus on all those who can't celebrate openly for whatever reason. Stay safe, everyone.
If you feel the urge to destroy the world please try these alternates first
- Eat a little snack (no world = no snacks)
- Go to sleep
- Assassinate the 0.1%
- Take your meds
- Take over the world! (You can? You up!)
- Pick up a cool looking rock
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There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.
The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.
B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.
C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.
So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.
But if you're serving them you can poison the food
to be able to give such a small gift that brings so much joy is itself a joy
You can really see the transition from “oh god is that a fucking ticket” to “OH MY GOD ITS A TINY VERSION OF MY CAR”
These fox skulls I got from this dude on eBay are so greasy I'm convinced that he put extra grease on them. I think he Criscoed these bad boys.
STOP LAUGHING AT ME THEY'RE SO GREASY I WAS PROMISED NO GREASE
1.) I KNOW how greasy animal skulls are before you clean em. He just said he was gonna degrease these, is why I'm so upset by the grease.
2.) They were shipped all together loosey goosey in a Save A Lot bag that was
3.) PACKED IN LOOSE OWEN CORNINGS FIBERGLASS INSULATION.
And when I messaged him about it, he was like, "You're insane, man, these bones aren't even that greasy at all and customers all around the world love me for my fiberglass insulation."
Not trying to start drama in the eBay packing materials fandom again, but why were THESE shipped to me in hospital scrubs???
Prescription bottle full of teeth in the mail yesterday. It never fucking ends.