is minecraft funny

brain: did you bring a your pickaxe with you?

me: *slaps my ass so hard that it alerts the warden of my exact location*

me: yeah

what if axolotls. were little guys

Psycho - The Shower Scene [1960]

if i were to add a new enchantment to minecratf it would be cumblast fountain guess what it does

this is just sad

i like how they say they’re duping tnt as if it’s a normal part of the game, but mojang can’t add some insects cause it will hurt non-existent amphibians

Oh shit creeper

whatever you do, don’t listen to slowed down c418 minecraft music at any point of your life

did it take Mojang 8 months to realize fireflies were poisonous to frogs

https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/community/posts/4414600422541-Frogs-Do-Not-Eat-Fireflies

was this was the post that sent them scrambling to delete those fireflies

can’t wait to stuff a bunch of fireflies in my mouth and go mining without torches

this event has been cancelled due to

What if we could carry lanterns on sticks…

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me when i accidentally fall inside the mob farm

i DON’T think they should add anymore features into this game.

INSTEAD they should start removing features until we’ve atoned for our sins

i didnt think mojang would take this post seriously

next they’ll take the rain because it’s poisonous to endermen : -(

they removed fireflies because of what I was going to do

what were you going to do

it to em

yup... just received word from Mojang that because of this sin... we’ve lost frogs as well.

i DON’T think they should add anymore features into this game.

INSTEAD they should start removing features until we’ve atoned for our sins

i didnt think mojang would take this post seriously

next they’ll take the rain because it’s poisonous to endermen : -(