Space Slut Kenobi

instagram post: *video of a woman gently encouraging a hesitant child to go down a slide*

the first comment: this woman is violently pressuring her child to do something that they are clearly terrified to do, children should NEVER have to do anything they don't want to do, this kid is being abused and will grow up to hate their mother i hope someone calls cps on her

the second comment: kids are so thin skinned these days if it were my kid i would push it down the slide and laugh at it if it cried. this is the only way we will win the culture war

the third comment: she should have used a condom. this would make a great condom ad. no one cares that someone came in you. kids are not human. i hate kids so much.

the fourth comment: DM ME """HELP""" 🤝💪😤 I AM PAYING OFF DEBT OF FIRST 5 🎉 TO DM 💯💯💵💵 DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY 😍

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me

me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out

me at 7: he would not fucking say that

Nadja: Would You Still Love Me If I Were a Worm?

Laszlo: My darling, I would love you in every form

Guillermo: Would You Still Love Me If-

Nandor: You are a worm

I need a little help here

me decoding and reading the message

There's something strangely adorable about Clark casually floating around their apartment now that Jimmy and Lois are in on the secret. Like doesn't need to consciously remember to stay grounded now.

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created

i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy

this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man

Has this been done already or

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

i am SO fucking weird. but i am cooler as a result

Historians Thank Donald Trump for Putting a Definitive End to the "Who's The Worst President" Debate

For all the people saying it's Reagan. I'm aware and agree that Reagan is terrible. But you're underestimating just how terrible Trump is.

Not only was he openly fascist and a criminal, he was also just unbelievably incompetent.

When Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico and his advisors told him about what he should do, he asked them why they even had to help Puerto Rico. And not (just) because he didn't care.

He didn't know Puerto Rico was part of the United States. He was the president at the time.

Similar thing happened when he asked his advisors why the US was in NATO. Not just in a sarcastic anti-NATO way. He honestly didn't know.

Trump's fascism, criminality, and sheer incompetence eclipsed every US president in awfulness. Including Reagan.

yeah im perceiving the horrors but i’m also perceiving the beauty of life as well

me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com

Me reading your tags on tumblr dot com

How I imagine this image scenario coming to life:

Glimmer: *just got done proposing a plan that was not though out very well and knows Queen Angela would not approve of what so ever*

Adora: Glimmer, I don't think that--

Bow: The Queen would throw us in jail for going against her word! JAIL! *voice cracks*

Adora: Bow... We're not going to jail...

Glimmer: Which is the guest bedroom...so you've already been there anyway.

Bow: I HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD!?

Glimmer and Adora: NO!

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

listening to the new hozier album tonight i hope it doesn’t change me as a human being

btw people aren't misogynistic to trans men on accident. they do it on purpose. the patriarchy is not ignorant that trans men identify as men, it specifically targets and oppresses trans men for that exact reason

#we’re we #here fuck #we’re shit #queer up