Dobby Pussy Indulgence
Dobby Pussy Indulgence
The Pope Walks Into The Shop. Bangs His Sceptre On The Ground. And Demands A Dobby Pussy Indulgence
why must dobby pussy indulgence follow me into 2020, trailing behind me like a specter
neurotypicals: why are you so weird? you’re really weird
me: I’m autistic
neurotypicals: but then why are you so normal? you’re really normal
AU: International pop sensation Hannah Montana and critically acclaimed actor Keanu Reeves are Hollywood’s hottest couple. The two have recently become engaged and on the night of Keanu’s first Oscar win, Hannah suffers a terrible accident whilst performing at her sold out show at Madison Square Garden. Hannah is rushed to hospital but there is nothing the doctors can do to save her life. Keanu is devastated and left with no option other than to terminate her life support.
What the frack.
best parts:
- “my fiancée, hannah, who is alive”
- despite the fact hannah is seemingly pulled off stage by her cape, at least one other person on stage also falls
-her ankles were somehow smashed by falling like 5 feet and not even landing feet first
-she has to be on life support for smashing her ankles
-the drawn on blond hair
-the funeral is 2 hours later
Wait.
These haircut-demanding toddlers have actually actively killed people?
CNN, May 7, 2020: A Bus Driver Told a Rider to Wear a Mask. Then the Passenger Spit on Her. (Miami, Florida)
ABC News, May 7, 2020: 2 McDonald's employees shot after angry customer told dining room was closed (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma)
CNN, May 5, 2020: Park ranger was telling a crowd to social distance. Mid-speech, someone pushed him into a lake (Austin, Texas)
The Washington Post, May 5, 2020: Three people charged in killing of Family Dollar security guard over mask policy (Flint, Michigan)
That spitting incident happened to another transit worker in London - she contracted COVID as a result and passed away
This is the bad place
This is seriously gross behavior and we need to use social punishment and shaming (because that’s the only way narcissist like these will listen) to really show that this shit is not okay to do.
Why is everybody in the world a fucking cunt
"The question is not can they (animals) reason, nor can they talk? But can they suffer?"
Veganism has never once made me sick, I’m 1000x healthier now than when I ate animal products.
When I ate meat & dairy imI had chronic migraines, bad teeth, IBS, & constantly got colds/flus. I felt like a burning trash heap every day.
Now I hardly ever feel even remotely sick & I don’t even track my nutrients or calories.
I just eat plants instead💅🏻
i saw the first two lines and assumed that was just his reaction to learning about midnight sun
It’s the beat thing I’ve ever read.
I don’t know about you, but it
everything will be alright if I stay in my igloo.
what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017
oh learning this wasnt made like, yesterday, made me jump out of my SKIN.
Who is @professional-dog-hugger really
I’m just a dumbass who unfortunately could have never predicted this hellish timeline. I am not the OP, but this website, in all it’s dysfunctional glory, made me appear to be since the actual OP appears to have deactivated. Sorry on behalf of the staff for the mix up I guess
OP was assassinated for being too powerful and you were left as the scapegoat im so sorry.
I can’t believed tumblr force-kinned me into an unholy prophet, doomed to pay for the crimes of another
literally the most terrifying vibes I’ve seen on any post ever
Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue
