Memewhile . . .

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

I need this shirt.

im bored i want a bf

I’m available

does anyone else just feel the strong desire to change, to travel, to meet new people, to just start over somewhere you’ve never been before

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away

being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

i fucking know that avast

Why do white people on tinder always gotta be climbing mountains and rocks and shit? What you looking for up there? More land to steal?

*deletes post after 1 minute* limited edition

“The Last Billboard” •

A 36-foot-long billboard located at the corner of Highland and Baum in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Every month, a different individual is invited to take over the billboard to broadcast personalized messages, which are spelt out using wooden letters that are changed by hand.

• Photo credits: goingg0ne.tumblr.com

i’m not the prettiest on tumblr at all but i can do twenty pull ups 

Cool i am the prettiest and i can do twenty one