thank you kirby

Oh thank god for kirby

ty kirby

“Highlights of our results include merging of viscoplastic materials with complex geometry, a taffy-pulling animation with many fold and merge events, and stretching and slicing of stiff plastic material.“

Finally, a worthy foe for Plinko Horse

Taffy Puller Cow

reblog to taffy a cow

This is how they make beef jerky

vegans will tell you this is the process to make one (1) ham burger

vegans will tell you

this is the process to make

one (1) ham burger

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

Mr. Smitten's Sammich

well its June so that means some dragons based on different pride flags

feel free to give some suggestions for other designs

If "russia must burn" is a "literal call for genocide", is "eat the rich" a literal call for cannibalism?

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

Me: So, by your own admission, this entity can move objects, speak to people, form apparitions, and even enter dreams. So, BY DEFINITION, that's not just a ghost. That's a--

Priest: YES! FINE! It's the Father, The Son, and The Holy Poltergeist, now will you please just leave?!

There can be individual Christians who are good, non bigoted people, but Christianity itself has a lot of foundational beliefs that are sexist, antisemetic, and otherwise bigoted.

Individual Christians may not be bigoted people, but Christianity as an institution always will be.

Hate the belief, not the believer!

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

> mystikos (a private secretary)

thought process that is like "but why would you call... aaaaaaa"

"Stop saying I support the Russian invasion of Ukraine! I don't! I only believe every single lie they tell to justify it and think the real aggressor is someone who barely has anything to do with this conflict!"

People Lucan decided to ignore because they are too sexy: Caelius; Cassius.

@caelianus First thought: Cicero has apotropaic function against sexy people. Second thought: no, actually he just hunts them for sport. It is like getting a cat to get rid of mice.

@caelianus Caelius Catilina-coded himself... And Cicero has his hunting instincts... Tragic, of course, but that's why you don't just keep wild orators at home.

No sexy people allowed? Is that why Lucan wrote poems about Nero...?

Thinking of Cicero and Atticus' epistolary threesome with Dolabella. They are passing him between themselves like a joint.