[image ID: four pictures with varying skin tones of a fat trans masculine body with chest hair, belly hair and large breasts. The drawing is superimposed on a picture of the trans pride flag (blue stripe, pink stripe, white stripe, pink stripe, blue stripe) They have a tattoo of the trans symbol on their left arm and are surrounded by red roses. A banner at the top and bottom of the drawing reads "Men can have breasts too!"]
Men Can Have Breasts Too!
The other day I was going through Etsy looking for trans positive gear and found there really wasn't any representation for trans men who still have breasts (outside of trans men wearing binders)... And since I'm a trans man who doesn't intend to get top surgery and doesn't have chest dysphoria, I really wanted to create some representation for myself and others like me!
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
frostlands
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS
The Sun will go down eventually!
I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge/food source with the line “the sun will go down eventually!”.
Imagine your OTP
lazycatcornernipples
“Your last blood work said your sodium and potassium levels were a bit low…”
“STOP CALLING IT BLOOD WORK EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A NIP AT MY HANDS ON THE COUCH!”
crzyprsn42
food to lovers
why do office job guys talk so much about "e-males"......you got a boyfriend in that computer or something?
Yall know that children aren’t property right? Yall know that children aren’t employees right? Children aren’t pets, props, toys, burdens, objects, or anything like that. They’re humans. Small humans you created. You’ve vowed to help them learn, grow, and take care of them. If you can’t love them, respect them, show them care, then you need to give them to someone who will.
I got hatemail for this post three years after the fact, so here it is again!
anyone else ever think about how being in the mcyt fandom is gonna affect you in the long run. like one day 50 years from now i’m going to be driving my grandkids to school and i’ll signal to turn left and my brain will be like “omfg.. this is just like that time in mcc14 when philza minecraft went the wrong way in ace race” and then god will smite me by having a truck slam into me at full speed killing me instantly
A few years ago a Facebook thread showed up on my feed that was like "cryptically admit your darkest secret!" and so i went through the comments and some old dude made a comment that gave me massive creep vibes so I went through his online social media presence, eventually found his ancient myspace which was linked to a deviantart account that led to another random skeevy art website he was on where he was drawing nothing but ruby gloom cartoon porn so I went back to the Facebook thread and posted a screenshot of the account under his comment. He lost his shit and when I asked if the ruby gloom fixation was why his ex wife left him he blocked me.
t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”
Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”
“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking
Cock dealer! You’re back with more messages for the people!
I am always here for you friends
there are so many things that I want to do. I think I will stay on my phone for 2 more hours