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anime, Slashers,omorashi,and other kinky things

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21, no minors please! random things I like that I reblog

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

  • decades of life experience
  • boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
  • access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
  • "I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

flattered that my tags passed peer review:

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends. her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees--which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set.

#they involve her in heist style operations. on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in. then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up, it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble!......and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a highly successful career criminal & con artist for 50 years.

ANYway gimme a 80+-year-old con-artist-turned-amateur-sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies (#this all takes place in florida naturally)

because of the many, many comments, i have now read all of the Thursday Murder Club books. I am pleased to report they are DELIGHTFUL.

if you like charming/stubborn old ladies and grumpy/shy old men who solve (and commit) crimes for fun--here you go!

(this series is also fun and poignant and contains senior citizens embracing modern values & the changing world & and basically living their best lives at 70/80+. and it's great.)

Undertale Headcanons and Asks Masterlist 1

About the Bone Brigade boys

THE TALK and how the boys feel about m-preg (sex education & gender talk)

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About specific characters

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How about some world building?

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DanceFell!

Locked means “Go Away”

Horrortale Sans x Reader

Descriptions:  (Y/n) is going to hang out with her beloved friend Papyrus, only the door is locked… He’s never locked her out before… She’s worried something might be wrong, and breaks in. Only trouble is the reason the door was locked; Sans has gone into heat and is interested in finding his human… but is more out of his mind than usual. Now (Y/n) just needs to escape the terrifying feral skeleton with- …is that a glowing bone attack in his shorts?! Or is he just happy to see her?

Types: Smut, Oral Sex, Knotting, In Heat, Poor Papyrus walks in on Reader and Sans. He wants to make sure reader is safe, so he stays and helps a bit. Still Ace though!, Sans isn’t letting Reader get away, Chuffing, Growling, Purring, All the sweet feral noises, Rough Sex, Animalistic Sans (due to heat), Feral Behavior, Asexual Character, Polyamory, Threesome(?)- F/M/M, Breeding, Impregnation 

Warnings: predator/ prey kinda feel to this, and Reader is a bit nervous at first, but very into it, so I’ll tag slight dub- con.

Words: 8230

A/n- Ok, I love you all, and agree doubling with the Horrortale bros would be great- but Paps is Ace… He is in here and sort of participates…? He’s more interested in keeping (Y/n) alive and unharmed, hoping that by being there he’ll be able to help if Sans starts going off the rails a bit. He does help a little, though. Hey! I did do research for Paps’ part in this and hope it’s accurate enough of a portrayal- but, not really being Ace myself, I can never fully understand, so… please don’t be offended by this dumbass… I really don’t mean to… Also a side note; fox in the henhouse is what they used to yell to notify chaperones/ authority or whatever, that there were males going into places just for females/ where the females were. Like in an all female dorm and a guy sneaks in: fox in the henhouse- chase out the fox before he eats up all the chickens. Cock in the henhouse is kinda the same thing, but has a more farm meaning, literally, cock (rooster) in the henhouse, getting all the hens pregnant- but it’s more “do not disturb” than “chase him away”. Also used for a husband and wife having alone time. Of course, Sans is being lewd- but that is where all the eggs are kept, so maybe it works a little more than you’d expect…? lol.

Story!

(Y/n) looked around outside the cabin, wondering what was happening; Papyrus rarely locked the door when he knew she would be over. 

Maybe something had happened? Those two were the last skeletons she’d ever want to sneak up on, but… A nervousness grew in her belly, making her need to check on her friends. 

She walked around the cabin, finding the window to the laundry room partially open.

“It’ll do,” she murmured to herself. She opened it, glad that there wasn’t a screen to pop out, and leaned through, the window ledge pressing into her ribs as she climbed in. She felt herself catch on something, and had to move a little forcefully to continue into the laundry room, reaching and grabbing the dryer to stop herself from falling on her face. 

As she climbed up, she noticed some noises from upstairs, a bit of growling- did Sans have a wild animal in his room?! True enough that he acted a bit odd due to his head wound, but she couldn’t believe that those noises were coming from him!

She ignored the door to the kitchen and hurried through the door to the living room, across the cabin to the stairs, straightening herself as she went, noticing a tear in the fabric under her arm, near the edge of her bra cup, going all the way to her belly button. 

She sighed, and tried to pull it back to cover her appropriately. 

No luck. 

She heard Sans’ door burst open and the growling move down the hall. 

She scrambled back into the laundry room and poked her head around the doorway to the living room, seeing Sans up on the top landing. 

It was hard to tell what he was doing, but it looked like he was sniffing around. He started down the stairs, his nasal cavity in the air as he moved. 

Something was obviously going on with him- something very wrong… she needed to be careful. She needed to get out.

☻unmute☻

[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

Often I am struck with the child like desire to just dig a hole. Kids love to dig holes.

Kids have a pure admiration for blue collar workers. Garbage truck drivers, construction workers, fire fighters, etc. They appreciate and respect these people more than grown ass adults do.

Cause kids see big trucks and machines and the awesome people that know how to use it. Their mentality is “Parents don’t let me play in dirt and this guys gets PAID to play in dirt”

And that’s a good thing. We need to hold on to that and foster it in kids. That all labor is valuable and that there is no shame in doing it.

Hello, it's me again, hope you're having a wonderful day ^u^. I was wondering what your headcanons for how the Sinclair trio (individually not poly) would handle a reserved S/O getting completely drunk for the first time and becoming a smiley, chatty, sociable butterfly but also so out of control - can't walk straight, can't do anything without breaking things XD Loved your last reply to my ask btw

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Hello, again :3

Tw: drunk reader, love confessions, a bit of angst

The Sinclair Brothers with a drunk s/o

*smashes head through wall* Hello I’m back😀 Please do an S/O who has pet crows. Either inside the house of outside. How would the slashers react. I’m thinking of taking the crows around my house and I’d like to know. Thanks and I have to treat this wound in my head.

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Slasher with an S/o with Crows

Slashers: Bo Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Thomas Hewitt

Anonymous asked:

Ok okay okay- I’m back and I just have to pitch this idea to you. Don’t feel like you need to write anything for it but I just need to slide this over to you. House of Wax setting again lol- okay so the clothes and outfits- the boys have a lot already from their previous victims. But sometimes they want something a bit different for an exhibit. Enter the S/O. Who’s sitting in the garage with Bo, sowing outfits together for Vincent’s new figures. She can’t be in the basement with Vincent since she needs proper light- but can’t be completely alone since the boys are still, even after years, unsure if she’ll try to leave.

So She’s just there, tongue sticking out as she thoughtfully sows glass beads onto a dress. And if any victims walk through the garage, and ask why she’s sowing in here or what she sowing- she’ll say;

  • “Oh its clothing for the museum”
  • “Oh I’m working on one of the girls prom dresses.”
  • “Oh, one of the old men in town ripped his pants again.”
  • “I just enjoy the company and music.”

She’s also always repairing the boy's clothes when stuff… happens (cough cough knife and chasing)

Angrily sitting there, sowing up Bo’s shirt and lecturing him. “I just re-did this Bo! Now I have to pause my work on the gown for Vincent.”

-🪴🖤

A/N: Hi hi hi 🪴🖤!! Thanks so much for the request and I love the idea! It’s so cute to think of one of the boys coming up with some clothes that need mending. Anyways, on with the one shot!

The Sinclair Seamstress

Sinclair Brothers One Shot

Summary: You find yourself as the personal seamstress for the Sinclair brothers.

TW: none 🖤

The radio was quiet, filling the kitchen with a soft melody which you hummed along to. You were hard at work at breakfast for the Sinclair brothers, whom you’d become very close to in your year in Ambrose. The toaster popped up beside you, and you held the pan that contained almost nine eggs worth of cheese covered scramble. You’d filled the house with an amazing aroma, mixing cheese and eggs and bacon, and onions in half because Bo and Lester liked onions and Vincent and you didn’t. You smiled as you grabbed the toast, now having two pieces for each of you. You placed the carefully on the plate and then buttered them all before putting the egg scramble between the two pieces, along with three pieces of fresh, crispy bacon.

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Anonymous asked:

where did you get that sandwich. I need to fill my mouth and throat with it. where did you get it.

You have asked this every day since posting that sandwich, I got it from nowhere, I made it. I made the fucking sandwich I used bread, ham and cheese and lettuce and mayo and it turned into a sandwich

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HOWWWWWWW😭😭😭😭

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bread, ham, cheese, mayo, lettuce

Good day/night, author!

I love the details you put in your writing, those tiny details make me foldd

I wanted to request something cause I love your writing, and I wanted to see how you'd write this prompt <3

Slashers with a fem! s/o who sends them suggestive pictures of themselves (referring to the s/o). Could be sliding polaroids under their door/ leaving polaroids for them to see, sending them virtually, etc etc.

Thank you! Have a wonderful day/night, and Happy Holidays!
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warnings(s): 🍋, description of s.x acts, reference to female anatomy, blood (only with asa)

a/n: thank god, finally an excuse to be thirsty,, also tysm for the very kind words!! it means a lot to hear from yall :) some of these go further than others, so just drop an ask if you want any of them expanded on.

🔞i check the notes. minors don’t read & don’t interact.

Community Label: Mature
NSFW BO SINCLAIR
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  • Bo is Bo, he will absolutely degrade you but in a praising way. "My needy slut taking my cock so well, such a good baby for me."
  • Primal Kink, enjoys when you give a bit of chase. Enjoys even more when he gets to take you right where he finds you, doesn't matter if it's in his shop, the woods, or dead smack bent over a pew in the church.
  • Doesn't matter your size he absolute enjoys being crushed by your thighs. There's just something really intimate about how you lock him in so close to your most 'weak' areas.
  • Prefers marking you with his cum as opposed to filling you up. Enjoys seeing it on you, it just flips a switch in his brain. "You look so pretty with my cum all over your face, darlin'"
  • Makes up for what he doesn't have in girth in his length. He's about 7.5 inches or so and wider at the base of him than towards the tip.
  • Taste salty and slightly bitter, much thicker in terms of consistency and is usually alot, so a pretty messy clean up.
  • The type to where if he does fill you up, he refuses to let you clean up and insists you go about your day all filled. "Nu uh, nope, better not let that go to waste baby, after all you talk about wanting a little sinclair runnin' round all the time."
  • Would absolutely tease you in front and around his brothers. Movie night? He has a blanket and refusing to share while he has his fingers deep inside hitting the spongey spot that makes you see stars. No room on the couch? "C'mere and sit on my lap baby." He'd say as he ground your hips into his own.
  • Makes it his mission to make you cum so much and so intense you cry. (Dacryphilia??)
  • Keeps himself fairly well groomed and trimmed. Not totally bare but not totally hairy, but does indeed have a happy trail. (Cause those aren't hot or anything)
  • If you're shorter than him, expect for it to be used to his advantage, all the time.

AN: New theme? I think so

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Slasher Incorrect Quotes

Brahms: When cats sleep all day they say they're cute but when I do it they say im "clinically depressed"
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Y/n: They say dinosaurs are extinct but look, Michael is walking in this room right now!
Michael: ...
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Bo: Y/n pass the salt.
Y/n: Vincent is closer.
Bo: Vincent pass the salt to Y/n.
Vincent: Passes the salt
Bo: ....
Bo: Y/n pass the salt.
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Brahms: Day 27 of no sex... I think my virginity grew back
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At Mcdonalds
Y/n: YOU SEE THIS BIG BOY
Thomas: Blushing
Y/n: This is my man. AND IF YOU DONT GIVE HIM A HAPPY MEAL-
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Brahms: Y/n Help!
Y/n: What's wrong?!
Brahms: Someone is stuck in my phone and they know my name!
Phone: Hello, I am your google assistant. What may I help you with?
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Pyramid Head: ....
Y/n: I like a guy who reminds me of geometry ;)
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Pennywise: I like eating children and tormenting their siblings for fun.
Y/n: I dont think thats a good date introduction.
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Chucky: Your very existence makes me sick!
Y/n:...
Y/n: I'm not scared of dropping a child out of a 10 story building.
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Anonymous asked:

Yay someone writing for Thomas Hewitt! We love it. I'd love to request Thomas Hewitt being so touched starved and pent up that one day, he and his SO steal a moment together in the barn, kissing, touching, humping things are getting heated and he just cums in his pants. The SO is of course very happy because hoe boy the possibilities this opens up and come on, who doesnt love being the reason a big strong man is weak at the knees! But yeah, you're writing is awesome!

Sneaking Away with Thomas in the Barn (NSFW):