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Hi! Sorry for the random ask, but I came across your blog and ended up totally overthinking the header thingy on it 😆 so I’m just curious. In what way would you confuse future archaeologists if given the chance?
It's a reference to this post from my archaeology blog, @chaotic-archaeologist.
every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer
Ellie’s world is full of darkness, and all that stands between unaware mortals and the monsters that feed on them is the Congregation of the Body and the Blood of Christ. Since her 18th birthday, Ellie has been fighting these monsters, killing the immortal creatures known as “deathless” to protect humanity and free the trapped souls of the corrupted. Unfortunately, as the end times draw near and secular society falls further from God, the forces of the Congregation are stretched thinner, making their job more dangerous.
Sent on a solo mission to take down a cult of immortal heretics, Ellie accepts help from a risky source: a coalition of local deathless, looking to rid their community of the cult and their leader once and for all. With few options and dangerous odds, Ellie is left with no choice but to team up with Avery Jones, a self-proclaimed killer of Congregation soldiers with an all-consuming hatred for the cult’s leader.
But as she works more closely with Avery, Ellie starts to wonder if everything she has been told about the deathless is true. In spite of her disdain for the Congregation, Avery is far more human than Ellie was led to believe. As the true motives of both the Children of Dawn and the Congregation of the Body and the Blood come into focus, Ellie is forced to reckon with the tactics her own church and an insidious cult share, and realise she may have more in common with a soulless killer than she would like to admit.
Where is the line between faith and fanaticism? What is it that really makes monsters? How can we tell if the people we follow have our best interests at heart, or if we're just pawns in their own self-serving plans? Asking these questions puts Ellie in a dangerous position, but it might be her only way forward.
Coming soon and TOTALLY FREE!
Chapters will be released as they pass muster, but I'll aim for at least one a month, ideally one a week.
For the moment I'm using Wattpad, but if anybody has a better recommendation let me know. Link to story will show up shortly.
So check it out if you're looking for a new take on vampire stories, featuring actual adult protagonists, most of them queer, and a lot of (hopefully) new interpretations of classic themes in the genre.
I made a cover so it feels more real, and motivates me to work on it regularly. And because it looks cool.
Content warnings under the cut, for those interested but not sure what to watch for.
Okay y'all...
I know I promised an update on this a long-ass time ago, but I finally got around to editing the first couple chapters, which at now up on wattpad.
I still feel like there's a lot missing, but that's writing for you.
You can read the prologue and Chapter 1 at:
Any feedback would be greatly appreciated! I kind of feel like I'm dropping readers into the world without a lot of context, so let me know if there's things that don't make sense and I'll revise accordingly.
Chapter 2 is up!
Ellie and Marcus plan their first moves, and we learn about the cult that's got everyone so worried.
ON TRANSFAGGOTRY, Dante Émile
rewrote this piece from 2019 that i still kinda like. picture is lou sullivan after his top surgery, circa 1980.
Raptor Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort. Araptor Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in raptor mouth can trust raptor
Jessica Goddard's Knitted Frog Pattern Is Genius … Meet Your Next Must-Make! 👉 https://buff.ly/3GQPPXz 🐸
literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?
These guys agreed to get undressed to address body positivity in the media. No studio lights or beauty retouching required.
YES YES MALE BODY POSITIVITY
Thank you. Especially to the guy with the acne. Lots of people have acne on the chest and back, but almost no one ever acknowledges that. Young children that just start going into puberty need to know this is normal and not something to freak out/ be embarrassed about. Body positivity in the media helps so many people with self esteem issues.
OH MY GOD AND A MASC NONBINARY PERSON?! YES YES YES YES THANK YOU
Today I beaded the Ito Jakuchu frog (1790) for a work secret Santa gift
Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)
She’s winding up to slap his ass
English added by me :)
5/9/2023
a bejeweled golden strap mounted on a fine tyrian purple harness call that the sumptuary breaker
I always figured you should never bring a gun to a gun fight because then you'll be part of a gun fight.
i like the phrase “assigned gender at birth”. it’s both accurate in that i was given my gender assignment against my will AND it makes it sound like i am a cool spy, given the assignment of gender in a top secret operation i concealed so well for so long.
now i would definitely be fired from my mission (i learned the truth of the mission. it wasn’t what i was led to believe) but NOW i am a rogue spy you see. very exciting
