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@the-justsara

Nonprofit worker in Upstate New York

What do you think your mid life crisis is going to be?

Well unfortunately mine is an obsession with Formula 1 , which is infinitely less useful than like, gardening, and it also absolutely makes sense that I would become obsessed with little handsome men for teenyboppers and not something responsible. The ferrari drivers are my midlife ferrari purchase.

I suspect mine will be raw fleece processing.

Sports Ball talk

The ESPN replay of the Australian GP was absolutely terrible. They skipped over all the carnage that led to the final red flag rolling start!

ESPN is also now playing a pickle ball special where Andre Agassi, Michael Chang, Andy Roddick, and John McEnroe are playing for charity. It’s DELIGHTFUL!

It’s Chinese New Year tomorrow. I’m trying to find the motivation to cook *something* to celebrate… but I am so so so tired.

You all! This cheviot combed top braid is spinning up like a DREAM. I’ve split it so I’m spinning a 2-ply 1-2 fractal. Let’s see if it will work?

It’s nothing like my mystery Mardi Gras colored mystery bat! I think I must’ve split that first bat poorly because I was fighting that fluff the entire time.

Wow. Now that Christmas is over, all I want to do is putter around in my garden! It will be a long 3 months until I can even start thinking about a spring garden!

Just as I predicted. The Head and the Heart tops the list.

I am ready to do a murder.

The Historian’s mother is a piece. of. work. She is coming for thanksgiving and told (! not asked!) him that she will be bringing her dog and staying over the night before… and HE HAS TO LOCK OUR CAT IN THE BASEMENT.

Like what in the actual fuck?! She wants to DISPLACE MY CAT FROM HER HOME JUST SO SHE CAN BRING HER STUPID DOG THAT SHE REFUSES TO TRAIN?!?! THE DUMB DOG HAS SEPARATION ANXIETY BUT SHE REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!!!!

Oh. The F1 rumor mill is going wild right now. A reporter close to the Verstappen family is saying that Perez crashed on purpose during the Monaco GP qualifying, which cost Verstappen pole position.

Curious and curiouser…