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Who's up for some laughs?

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All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. Madness is the emergency exit… you can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever. Social justice? Ha! The very idea that such a thing could even exist... amuses me. :)

i really liked your post about curly hair. it was v cute. that guy in the notes (the joker thought my bullshit was funny) is a piece of shit but jesus christ he is an absolute laugh riot. like you know those like edgelord 12 year olds who’s parents never loved them and watched the dark knight once and then dedicated their lives to worshipping the joker. yea. that’s him. everything he says is so dumb it’s kinda hilarious. like he un-ironically says “human suffering amuses me’ what a joke

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skjhfdsjhk you’re spot on. i really hope the person who runs that blog is actually just an edgy tween with nothing better to do but who knows

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@super-sonic-woman, @honeywives

Nope, but nice try. That’s what everyone always thinks, as if there’s some kind of profile. I’m actually a fully grown, properly functioning adult in good physical health with a well-paying job, a house, a dog and a car, who enjoyed a happy childhood and a loving family. And, I genuinely enjoy shitting on people who post bullshit, feel-good messages and actually think they are entitled to happiness.

It’s interesting how people try to label themselves as “open-minded” these days, yet are so close-minded that they can’t entertain the idea that someone like me could exist, that just because you don’t like what I have to say does not mean that I’m wrong, and that only some kind of unloved child could enjoy the things I do. Such limited minds, folks like you have.

im having a really grand time not reading a single word of this

Then it’s your own fault that you’re an uneducated twit, if you’re not going to read when someone is trying to tell you something important.

In any case, I doubt your claim, as those who don’t bother to read a message typically don’t take the time to reply and say as such.

curly haired women are god’s gift to the human race and someday every fool who ever tarnished their name will have to answer to me 

Curly-haired women are not a gift, of God nor any other source, to humanity or the world at large. Nobody who ever “tarnished their name,” - which in regular speak just means “spoke the truth about them,” - will ever have to answer to you about it in any way, shape, or form, whatsoever. And do you know what you will do about it? Absolutely nothing. You’ll either learn to cope and move on, or you’ll fester and slowly go insane. Either way, your view on it doesn’t amount to shit.

Dude holy shit why are you so mad about someone complimenting women with curly hair. How miserable do you have to be? Who hurt you?

Ah, typical. Someone thinks that I must be miserable or that someone hurt me and can’t entertain the idea that maybe I just enjoy this kind of thing.

To be clear, I’m not mad about someone complimenting women with curly hair. Not at all. I was just trying to ruin the post and the OP’s day. Nothing more. My response was intended solely to be the opposite of the post’s positive message, designed entirely to offend and infuriate, for no other reason than because I could and because it was fun. And look at how well it worked, getting an insect like you so riled up. Priceless!

1: Neither of us were upset? It was funny as hell?

2: Its not nice to call people insects :( I’m telling your mommy on you.

“1: Neither of us were upset? It was funny as hell?“

Firstly, are those questions, or statements? Secondly, if it were true that it was funny as hell, you wouldn’t have responded the way you did. Nice attempt to save face, though.

“2: Its not nice to call people insects :( I’m telling your mommy on you.”

Do I strike you as one who gives the slightest of fucks about what is considered nice?

Why are you responding so late, its been like, months. You seem pretty pathetic. Go back to your moms basement, where you belong.

I tend to come here only every now and then, so I only now saw your response. Try using some actual thought to answer such questions next time, it’s not too difficult to figure out.

I seem pathetic only to your limited, narrow perception. You are pathetic because of that limited, narrow perception.

Go to an ICU ward for critical injuries, where you belong.

i really liked your post about curly hair. it was v cute. that guy in the notes (the joker thought my bullshit was funny) is a piece of shit but jesus christ he is an absolute laugh riot. like you know those like edgelord 12 year olds who’s parents never loved them and watched the dark knight once and then dedicated their lives to worshipping the joker. yea. that’s him. everything he says is so dumb it’s kinda hilarious. like he un-ironically says “human suffering amuses me’ what a joke

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skjhfdsjhk you’re spot on. i really hope the person who runs that blog is actually just an edgy tween with nothing better to do but who knows

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@super-sonic-woman, @honeywives

Nope, but nice try. That’s what everyone always thinks, as if there’s some kind of profile. I’m actually a fully grown, properly functioning adult in good physical health with a well-paying job, a house, a dog and a car, who enjoyed a happy childhood and a loving family. And, I genuinely enjoy shitting on people who post bullshit, feel-good messages and actually think they are entitled to happiness.

It’s interesting how people try to label themselves as “open-minded” these days, yet are so close-minded that they can’t entertain the idea that someone like me could exist, that just because you don’t like what I have to say does not mean that I’m wrong, and that only some kind of unloved child could enjoy the things I do. Such limited minds, folks like you have.

curly haired women are god’s gift to the human race and someday every fool who ever tarnished their name will have to answer to me 

Curly-haired women are not a gift, of God nor any other source, to humanity or the world at large. Nobody who ever “tarnished their name,” - which in regular speak just means “spoke the truth about them,” - will ever have to answer to you about it in any way, shape, or form, whatsoever. And do you know what you will do about it? Absolutely nothing. You’ll either learn to cope and move on, or you’ll fester and slowly go insane. Either way, your view on it doesn’t amount to shit.

Dude holy shit why are you so mad about someone complimenting women with curly hair. How miserable do you have to be? Who hurt you?

Ah, typical. Someone thinks that I must be miserable or that someone hurt me and can’t entertain the idea that maybe I just enjoy this kind of thing.

To be clear, I’m not mad about someone complimenting women with curly hair. Not at all. I was just trying to ruin the post and the OP’s day. Nothing more. My response was intended solely to be the opposite of the post’s positive message, designed entirely to offend and infuriate, for no other reason than because I could and because it was fun. And look at how well it worked, getting an insect like you so riled up. Priceless!

1: Neither of us were upset? It was funny as hell?

2: Its not nice to call people insects :( I’m telling your mommy on you.

“1: Neither of us were upset? It was funny as hell?“

Firstly, are those questions, or statements? Secondly, if it were true that it was funny as hell, you wouldn’t have responded the way you did. Nice attempt to save face, though.

“2: Its not nice to call people insects :( I’m telling your mommy on you.”

Do I strike you as one who gives the slightest of fucks about what is considered nice?

curly haired women are god’s gift to the human race and someday every fool who ever tarnished their name will have to answer to me 

Curly-haired women are not a gift, of God nor any other source, to humanity or the world at large. Nobody who ever “tarnished their name,” - which in regular speak just means “spoke the truth about them,” - will ever have to answer to you about it in any way, shape, or form, whatsoever. And do you know what you will do about it? Absolutely nothing. You’ll either learn to cope and move on, or you’ll fester and slowly go insane. Either way, your view on it doesn’t amount to shit.

Dude holy shit why are you so mad about someone complimenting women with curly hair. How miserable do you have to be? Who hurt you?

Ah, typical. Someone thinks that I must be miserable or that someone hurt me and can’t entertain the idea that maybe I just enjoy this kind of thing.

To be clear, I’m not mad about someone complimenting women with curly hair. Not at all. I was just trying to ruin the post and the OP’s day. Nothing more. My response was intended solely to be the opposite of the post’s positive message, designed entirely to offend and infuriate, for no other reason than because I could and because it was fun. And look at how well it worked, getting an insect like you so riled up. Priceless!

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think a woman should have full control of her own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

How interesting. You’d condem a person simply because they don’t agree with you? Hmm, that’s not a very open-minded attitude, now is it?

Hate to break it to you, doll, but nobody has control of their own body. Not men, not women, nobody. It’s an illusion. If you think otherwise, kindly choose the exact time and place of your birth and death and make them happen. Oh, wait...

curly haired women are god’s gift to the human race and someday every fool who ever tarnished their name will have to answer to me 

Curly-haired women are not a gift, of God nor any other source, to humanity or the world at large. Nobody who ever “tarnished their name,” - which in regular speak just means “spoke the truth about them,” - will ever have to answer to you about it in any way, shape, or form, whatsoever. And do you know what you will do about it? Absolutely nothing. You’ll either learn to cope and move on, or you’ll fester and slowly go insane. Either way, your view on it doesn’t amount to shit.

Why can’t you be what I want you to be!?

Because you can’t. Life is not about being what you want to be. It is not about what you can do. It is not about who you are. It is about one thing, and one thing only: what you are. And if you are one thing, then you are not another thing, and cannot be that thing. Deal with it.

Why does being a woman put you at greater risk of having anxiety? Part biology, part what we teach our kids about their place in the world.

So we’re teaching girls to be anxious wrecks and boys to disregard the possibility of consequences for incautious behavior.  This explains a lot of things. Like… why women are anxious wrecks and men are frequently surprised when it turns out their actions do in fact have consequences. And why men don’t bother asking for help even when they really need it, and thus more frequently die from treatable health conditions (including depression), while women end up getting a broad stereotype of being hypochondriacs (and then having a hard time getting treatment for legitimate health concerns).

Great example of how feminism serves not just women but people of all genders, including men.

More like a great example of how bad parenting can lead to boys being injured more frequently and more seriously than girls, and yet still somehow making the story about how it affects girls. Typical.

“Love and fury can coexist” is one of the rawest fucking statements regarding human rights activism that I’ve ever heard

It’s also one of the most incorrect and self-serving statements ever made - at least in the context that is being implied here. Sounds more like someone making a convenient excuse to not live up to their own principles of how they want the world to be, giving them the chance to raise hell and disgrace their own message, but being able to rationalize and justify it so that they can sleep better. Why can’t people just admit that all they care about is results, and results that benefit them? There’s not shame in that. This person does not care about love; they care about people not hurting them. It has nothing to do with love or sacrifice or any of that shit. At this rate, the hypocrisy of the modern world is going to become tangible, like that slime in Ghostbusters 2.

Oh my God! I forgot you fucking existed! What a fucking ride and laugh you are! Oh. Well goodbye again and until next time you piece of poorly packaged shit.

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How interesting. You call me such things, completely ignoring the immaturity and judgemental, pretentious stance you yourself are exhibiting. That hypocrisy that I’m always mentioning? You’re displaying a fine quality example of it right now, and you don’t even realize it. Hilarious!

im about to block you but i have to say i hope you get the help you need some day. going through day-to-day life attacking as many people as you can is a horrible and unhealthy way to live. i hope someday you can move past that and be a better person.

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Hahaha! Oh, you are a riot! There is nothing horrible or unhealthy about what I do; that’s YOUR perspective that it is. That does not make it a fundamental fact. I do not need “help”, I do not need to “move past that”, and being a “better person” is again a matter of perspective. I think YOU need to be a better person by stop being so weak. But you go ahead and block me, you coward.

*talking about anything BUT Dick Grayson*

They’re talking about the best ways to break a man’s bones! <3

Why a man’s? I find it so interesting how women are always complaining about men being the default standard of comparison for everything, except when it comes for carrying out acts of violence. Very interesting, indeed.

Why are they talking about the best ways to break a man’s bones? Why not about the best ways to break a woman’s bones? Considering how stories involving female superheroes go, they are more likely to come to need to use physical force against female villains than their male counterparts would be allowed to do, so if anything, they should be discussing how to hurt women.

But, of course, I must consider the source of the comment.

Nazis Are NOT welcome in the Voltron fandom

I’ve seen that fanart of klance with Nazi uniforms. I don’t care if you “like” how they look. YOU DO NOT PUT CHARACTERS IN A CHILDREN’S SHOW INTO UNIFORMS WHICH PEOPLE WORE AND KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN! I am seriously angry over this especially because of where I live nazis seem to be rising from where they’ve hid for quite some time. Because of certain people in our government. (And time to repeat my big ole meaning of this rant)I do not want to see NAZIS represented in fanart of a child’s show. Everyone should know that Nazis are NOT welcome in the Voltron fandom.

PSA for all my followers/people I follow. If you post, talk about, or participate in anything supporting Nazis, you will immediately be blocked. The only good Nazi is a dead one.

You realize that you’re being just like them, just from the other direction, right?

Oh no, wait, you don’t! Nobody who thinks/talks like you ever does! And it’s funny as hell!

‪At the end of the day it’s really just about being a good person. It doesn’t matter how you dress or what your hobbies are … It’s just about being a peaceful and compassionate person. That’s really it. Everything else is surface and irrelevant.‬

What are you, fucking stupid?!?!

First of all, a “good” person is a matter of perspective. It’s a completely subjective concept, made up by humans. There are not “good” people or “bad” people. People are afraid of being hurt and afraid of dying, and have tried to establish a society where people don’t do things that cause those, not because it’s the “right” thing to do, but because they are afraid. There is no such thing as “good” in the moral sense, so your entire first sentence is utter bullshit.

Secondly, being peaceful and compassionate means nothing without corresponding harmfulness and callousness. You cannot have one without the other; that’s the nature of a universe that exists in a state of dichotomy. If everybody was peaceful and compassionate, not only would nobody even know they were those things, those concepts wouldn’t even exist. Their opposites must exist in order for them to, like how light and darkness cannot exist without the other.

And finally, that’s not what “it’s really about.” At the end of the day, it’s about surviving long enough to reproduce, then surviving long enough to ensure your offspring’s greatest chance of survival. And even those things are not guaranteed, so even that is iffy. Beyond that, it’s really all about dying. Just dying. Everything else other than those things is surface and irrelevant.

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Can you believe we live in a society where people are kissing Elsa’s ass and viewing her as a great big sister despite neglecting Anna through their whole ass childhood just cause she has the ability to make fucking freezer ice cubes while Nani, a dedicated brown woman who despite lost her parents by a lethal storm had to push her grief aside because Lilo was now her main priority, took care of her, fed her, probably paid money for her hula classes, busted her ass at her job to financially support Lilo, busted her ass to emotionally support Lilo, supported Lilo’s photography talent even though Lilo’s theme was a little weird, got her a dog and even during moments where Nani hit was hitting rock bottom (ex: getting fired but didn’t put her frustration out on Lilo) she did whatever it took to keep her little sister from being taken away, and wanted nothing but happiness and safety for her.

I can tell you exactly why.

1) Elsa did not ignore her because she wanted to, but because it was ingrained into her head from her parents that she had to, making it tragic.

2) Nani is not one of the two main characters of her movie, and therefore is for backstory and nothing more

3) Nani did not sing a catchy song

Here’s an idea: people don’t acknowledge Nani to the same level as Elsa, not because Nani is brown and Elsa is white, but because Nani is simply not central enough to give as much of a shit about. How’s that for a novel concept that people like you are incapable of entertaining.

aggressive reminder that a wlw’s attraction to women is not creepy, disgusting, or bad

aggressive reminder that same gender attraction is a good thing, a wonderful thing

aggressive reminder that a wlw’s attraction to women is not for the consumption of men. our attraction is not for men. its not about men.

Aggressive reminder that, yes it is, yes it is, yes it is.

Aggressive reminder that, no it’s not, no it’s not.

Aggressive reminder that everything in a woman’s reality is about men, just as everything in a man’s reality is about women. That’s why they are two parts of a whole species. Lesbians are, quite literally, doing it wrong.

me when im unaware homosexuality exists in a lot of animals

Me, when I’m unaware that homosexuality does not, in fact, exist in a lot of animals, or any animals, actually.

Humans, in their eternal need to project their own behaviors and feelings onto non-humans, often confuse homosexual behavior with actual homosexuality. Animals of the same sex who fuck each other are not gay, any more than straight men who fuck each other in prison are gay, any more than the seal who fucks a penguin (real thing, look it up) is into beastiality. Animals, like humans, sometimes need to just get out the aggression built up from not fulfilling their reproductive instinct, and go for the most convenient means. Sometimes this means doing it with a member of the same sex because it is easier to accomplish than finding a mate of the opposite, sometimes its because a member of the same sex is giving off a scent or other cues that make the first animal think that it is a member of the opposite sex and they fuck it by mistake. Sometimes this means that they will fuck a member of another species if convenient to do so. Sometimes this means that they will even fuck a member of their own species who is dead, as in the case of certain frogs. But it is never a matter of preference. Animals are never thinking to themselves: “hey, I see all those available females over there, but you know what? I think I want to hook up with another male. I just like them more and want to pair bond with one of them,” or anything of that nature relating to other forms of sexuality.  Only humans exhibit that kind of behavior, which takes place because our reproductive instinct is active, but our massively complex human brains have confused us as to what we want because our neural pathways sometimes don’t form quite the way they should.

But of course, most people will choose to completely ignore this because it contains logic, reasoning, and rational thinking, and most people are not interested in that. The fact that I had to explain it at all shows that some people cannot properly think for themselves at all, as it took me all of six minutes 18 years ago to figure this out, but some people just look at animals fucking same-sex-style and call it a win. Yet another reason why I look forward to our species’s violent extinction.

I’m done seeing nazi faces all over the internet. I prefer images of the resistance.

So… in protest of those who discriminate against others who are not like them… these people are going to discriminate against people who are not like them? Way to prove the point.

… there’s a difference between wanting all black people dead and not offering your services to nazis.. you know that right?

Utterly irrelevant. This sign is saying that the people who put it up will not serve a certain group of people because they don’t like them. That’s all. It is treating a group of people differently for reasons that they have justified for themselves. It does not matter if their way of expressing it is to kill or to deny a service; that is meaningless detail. It is the same behavior either way: not treating others the same as everyone else. Which is not a problem in-and-of itself, but these very same people are proclaiming to be in favor of equality and people’s rights, while simultaneously violating those same principles by pointing to the qualities of those who they themselves are discriminating against as an excuse for it to be OK. If these people really believed what they are trying to make people think they believe, they would treat everyone the same regardless of who they are, what they believe or what they do, and if some of those people happen to do bad things, that’s not on them.  It’s conveniently excused hypocrisy, nothing more.

It’s great that you think something you are inherently born with , such as sexuality or race , is somehow on par with believing certain people deserve death.

I never said that they did. I don’t believe anyone deserves death. Nor do I believe anyone deserves life. I don’t believe anybody deserves anything. And that’s the point. Just because you exist does not mean you deserve anything for it, be it kindness or cruelty. Nobody deserves anything, because the entire concept of deserving anything is entirely man-made. Deserving something does not exist; it’s a fabricated concept.

Also, you are missing the main point of my post. The hypocrisy of the people posting that sign and what they claim to believe despite their actions is what is in question here, not the beliefs of the people who the sign was put up for. Pay attention next time.

Then why do you care what happens to anyone at any time at all. Clearly you think these people DESERVE to be given services. They don’t deserve anything and the people in charge of the store don’t have to give it to them. I paid perfect attention to what you said, but the point was so utterly ridiculous I just didn’t care. It also makes no sense because they’re not serving anyone , not just nazis. Manmade - of course it’s manmade. Because we’re above other animals and have a concept of morality! Our entire existence is manmade! So what ? If we are to function as a society there needs to be some form of order. And anyone who rallies behind someone who is different being hurt, and who believes others are lesser , is clearly a threat to society.

“Then why do you care what happens to anyone at any time at all.”

I don’t. I don’t care what happens to anyone. Well, that’s not exactly accurate, now that I think about it. I do care what happens to some people; it’s just that I care when “bad” things happen to people, and my caring about it usually manifests as amusement.

“Clearly you think these people DESERVE to be given services.”

No; I don’t believe anyone deserves anything, good or ill. What happens just happens. It’s not about the people not getting served, it’s about the people not serving, and their reasoning behind it.

“They don’t deserve anything and the people in charge of the store don’t have to give it to them."

See above.

“I paid perfect attention to what you said, but the point was so utterly ridiculous I just didn’t care.”

Translation: I didn’t really pay attention because to do so might actually get me thinking about the points you made, I might actually agree with some of them in even the tiniest, most disassociated way, but agreeing with someone like you in any way would make me completely question myself, so I simply wrote off everything you said as nonsense without even bothering to take it in.

People tend to call that kind of thing being “close-minded” when someone like me does it. Hmmm...

“Because we’re above other animals and have a concept of morality!”

... Oh, good lord. Don’t tell me you’re another one of those. We are not above other animals; we are not different from animals in any way beyond the belief that we are somehow different. The false belief, I might add. Morality is an illusion, more made-up bullshit that does not actually exist, created by people who are afraid to die or see their loved ones die, and so want to pretend that we are somehow better, not because we actually are, but because if everyone believes we are, maybe nobody will kill or hurt them or the people they care about. Morality is fluid and changing to fit whatever is convenient for the hypocrite trying to use it at any given moment. Morality is a lie, and those who believe in it are playing make-believe.

“If we are to function as a society there needs to be some form of order.”

Who says we are to function as a society? Do you not know the concept of entropy? Systems break down; it’s the fundamental principle of things that exist, in that they will at some point cease to exist. Society is a collection of illusions that people have built up around themselves about their own natures and their place in the world, and they sure ain’t modest illusions, either. Society was never meant to function beyond a group of people protecting one another from an imminent threat, not for the sake of saving others, but for their own personal survival and that of their bloodline and genetic legacy, which is greater achieved in numbers. The very existence of society is inherently a contradiction unto itself, so long as humans have survival instincts. It’s a joke, and I’m laughing at it.

“And anyone who rallies behind someone who is different being hurt, and who believes others are lesser , is clearly a threat to society.”

Good, we need more threats to society. Everyone seem to be trying to get rid of them nowadays, and with 7 billion motherfuckers tainting this Earth with their meaningless existence, it’s time for a purging fire to clear out the forest. The only true accomplishment that humanity has any cause to be proud of is the atomic bomb, and it was only ever used in a practical way 2 measly times. There’s nothing else impressive enough that has been done in our 200,000 years of existence for this blight of a species of ours to be spared or saved any form of hardship or suffering, be it natural or man-made. A threat to society? I’m flattered at the notion of being labeled as such.