i know i don't usually post commissions, but this one was sfw enough for tumblr (lmao)

a request i received for grimace and ivan ooze interacting in some capacity (perhaps for obvious reasons?)!

and hey, big day for grimace x ivan fans! have fun, you wacky kids

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

deconstruction

Round 5.6: Vriska Versus Uzi

Vriska: Manipulative, shady, and also loves spiders

Uzi: Vampire robot with a gun

(Never read homestuck. If you want a better description, put it in the reblogs)

Vote Uzi because she doesn’t horrifically abuse her boyfriend lol.

Is he dead or not

Sleepy! -_- z z z

Please enjoy a goofy little comic I made last year that became something I'm quite proud of! A combination of Wallace and Gromit and the hit webcomic Kill Six Billion Demons- Kill Six Billion Gromits!

I’m an NFT (sometimes)

that little squirrel boy is about to get it

get what

No, I will not elaborate

They call each other kitty for a reason

the gilgamesh burger, the patty of which is of course 2/3 wagyu beef and 1/3 pork

i will never escape my fate. but you are a poet regardless

Trans guy in media or webcomic: K...Kyaa..! I cant l-let them know i have.......a............cookie.....KYAAA >.< MY CIS BOY CRUSH WILL LAUGH ME OUT OF SCHOOL!! ..A-AND MY EMBARASSED HORMONES...!!

Trans guy irl,smoking a cigar: EY BAWSS. WANNA KNO SOMETHIN FUNNY??

Trans guy irl 2,wearing those knuckle spike things: YEAWH TONEY??

Trans guy irl ,beating the shit out of a guy: WESE BOTH GOT VAGINAS!!

Trans guy irl and Trans guy irl 2 ,beating the shit out of a guy: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

all 3 of these guys are in a polycule

watching the widgets moon

the sands of time...

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Fuck it I could do with some luck

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

The little directional nose and skinny legs get me. What a horrifying little charmer. I like him well.

Waow taht is a creachur

that is one of the most animals

well that certainly is a Thing

Well, It's That

If I saw one of these in a sci-fi or fantasy movie I would just accept them as a made up part of the fantasy without question. The possibility of them being a real thing would never even enter my head

good news! it's real and it's a black and rufous elephant shrew and it's god's gift to your dashboard

she-ra is still so so funny to me like. as a concept

dreamworks/netflix/mattel: ok mr. stevenson, we’d like this reboot to be a fun kids show with a good story for the whole family and lots of nostalgia to bring in revenue for the franchise etc. sound good?

nate stevenson, planning a story in his head where pop culture icon & beloved 80s childrens hero She-Ra is a brainwashed christian imperialist soldier who has a sexuality crisis over her gay arch enemy for 5 seasons then kills god by kissing her: mhm yes absolutely

your duty as a human is to make a meal out of every animal on earth it’s the only way into heaven and other universes denote ours as “meal universe” due to how often we eat meals