Scrolling past ads, and

Oh?

Oh :(

Like maybe I am looking for a permanent, dedicated cow. Maybe I do want more stability in my life and maybe I do want it in bovine form. Maybe I do want to walk out of my front door every morning and

KNOW

I will be greeted by the velvety nose and deep soft eyes of a brown milch cow. Maybe I want to tell her all my secrets while I scritch behind her fluffy ears. Maybe I want to sit on a small wooden stool and splash her milk into a pail, frothy and sweet. Maybe I want to feed her golden hay. Maybe I want to put flower garlands round her neck. Maybe I want to pat her goodbye every evening and only feel ease and comfort at the parting because I

KNOW

she will be there tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow for the rest of my life. Maybe I want a PERMANENT, DEDICATED COW.

The WOKE LEFT is coming to STEAL YOUR BREAKFAST

Just so we're all on the same page with the writer's strike.

If during the strike, it's announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.

The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don't let them try.

We've gotten older but not wiser

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

Brother Dubious can often be found wandering the halls late at night it seems

"mom's not home, you know what that means" walks around the house talking to the imaginary audience for three hours straight

*watches cringey movie on the big tv instead of my laptop*

I’m not anti-technology, I just think there’s something deeply sick about a society where robots make art and children work in factories.

My favorite new feature on the app is the one that pops one of these notifications up whenever I reblog something with an image in it. I find it especially charming that they stack up and don't go away on their own.

Tumblr users and staff are locked in an eternal battle

I hate this one so much

ALT

(thread)

Just reblogging for some Oklahoma rep.

hydrate or diedrate 

not a request

A small window of time

Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns

*her pronouns

*his pronouns

I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

My remix of this beautiful amazing drawing by @mirayladraws <3<3

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

CHEERS TO GUY WALTON FOR “OUTING” THE FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES

From the article:  

Walton has devised his own criteria for named heatwaves in the US, based on duration and extremity, on a one to five scale similar to hurricanes. Heatwave Chevron is classed as a four and is “historic”, Walton said. The meteorologist said he has a list of 20 oil and gas companies – including Exxon and Shell – for upcoming heatwaves and will turn to coal companies if he runs out of names.

OUTSTANDING MOVE

Y'all know what to do. Use Walton's naming system. Make it catch on.