trying to remain a child at heart in the adult world

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

a fairy

um wtf

This is really precious

This always makes me laugh.

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

I almost spit out my water

At a School reunion like 

“I’m a doctor”

“I’m a scientist”

“I’m a nurse”

Me:

“why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same”

dying in a game and being transported back to the latest save when you haven’t saved in like 3 hours

THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

THE FORESHADOWING OMG

the violent tap to switch the cameras is what gets me the most

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

TOO REAL