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A Dot On The Kenyan Horizon

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Mostly Hiddleston (currently served with a side of his American Variant AKA Anson Mount and older brother Lloyd Owen…and various other pretty things)
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Trying to figure out how to pass off mini golf as a necessary expense on a business trip…🤭⛳️

I am now going to rate things on an intensity scale scale of Zero to Tom Hiddleston playing in a charity football match.

Can’t wait to hear all of the deeply philosophical nonsense he’s going to include now in interviews and press appearances based on this experience. 

“It was absolutely extraordinary, I now have such a personal and illuminating respect for what professional athletes do. Their commitment and determination is incredibly inspiring; and what a tremendous honor to play a small part of helping others.”

we can read him like a book, right havie?

I’ve spent years studying this, I’ve more than earned my HiD (Doctor of Hiddleston).

Soccer Aid:

Donate to #SoccerAid for @UNICEF_uk 👉 donate.socceraid.org.uk"

Tom Hiddleston during the Soccer Aid for UNICEF 2023 match at the Old Trafford Stadium in Manchester on June 11, 2023.

@the-haven-of-fiction here's your speech!

I don’t know if I’m strong enough for this. I’m in an airport, don’t want to embarrass myself in front of hundreds of strangers.

Source: twitter.com
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Soccer Aid For Unicef 2023

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - JUNE 11: Tom Hiddleston during Soccer Aid for Unicef 2023 at Old Trafford on June 11, 2023 in Manchester, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage) [x]

The corn kid! How cute!

“Shucked” is for all the nerds - c’est moi!

What other show tonight had a lyric on the level of brilliance as rhyming “tortilla” with “onomatopoeia”…????

Honestly I have never seen Mrs.Samuel L Jackson and her husband appear NOT half sloshed. 🤭

Someone at SNL needs to write them a Thenardiers/Les Mis skit.

No but why did Alex Newell's speech make me ugly cry hard

Also Parade ❤️

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Alex is the kind of person you want in your life. You can’t hear “Independently Owned” and not hear it in your head for hours after.

Yay for Parade!

I am younger than his children and I love Neil Diamond. Any songwriter who uses “thorned” when “thorny” doesn’t fit musically and alters “brought” to “brang” when the former doesn’t fit lyrically is an icon.

Outrageous that Will Swenson wasn’t nominated.