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I have a new sexual attraction

It’s whatever the hell drag queens do whenever they take tips and suchh

Hi I lost my drag virginity tonight and it may be awkward to explain to family at a graduation tomorrow why I don’t have a voice

It’s whatever the

hell drag queens do whenever

they take tips and suchh

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To be a man you do NOT have to:

  • Have short hair.
  • Bind your chest.
  • Have amab body parts.
  • Grow facial hair.

To be a man you DO have to:

  • Defend your Clan, even with your life.
  • Hunt only on your own Clan's territory.
  • Feed the Elders, Queens, Kits and the sick before you or your apprentice.
  • Kill prey only to eat.

To be a man you

DO have to:Defend your Clan,

even with your life.

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T: “I heard Byers got asked to help with picture day at Loch Nora.”

B: “Think Wheeler’s gonna let him get a close up?”

More boarding school AU brainrot. When Billy first comes to Hawkins Academy, Stancy is still holding on by a thread. Loch Nora is the nearby private girl’s college that shares some classes with the academy.

T: “I heard Byers

got asked to help with picture

day at Loch Nora.”

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I don't want this to be contraversial but people should not be obligated to make morally uplifting work

not into "Hay's Code two but with the good morals this time I promise"

people should be allowed to make art that glorifies and celebrates the immoral

not into “Hay’s Code

two but with the good morals

this time I promise”

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sorry about your boyfriend. something horrible happened to you in another history, and he's been stuck in some sort of time loop for a while. so- oh you knew that already. oh, you- you're the one that put him in the time loop in the first place. ok.

Reblog if you're the one that put him in the time loop in the first place

Reblog if you’re the

one that put him in the time

loop in the first place

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[Translated transcript:

Cellbit: What's going on with you, brother? What's going on with you? Everything I told you-

Felps (talking over him): What's going on with you?! These lasts few days since I was gone and came back you're completely different!

Cellbit (yelling): I was tortured with a chainsaw! Of course I'm different!

Felps: That clearly made you... That didn't happen. That didn't even happen.

Cellbit (yelling louder): That didn't even happen?! You're doubting me and trusting some random bear that doesn't even speak your language?!

End of transcript.]

Cellbit (yelling): I

was tortured with a chainsaw!

Of course I’m different!

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This Irishman is more than just a crossing. He is not an ordinary Usual Suspect. He has witnessed hereditary issues and a war of the worlds. Despite this, he is a man of Treatment and has no desire to see his end of days just yet.

Today is the day Gabriel officially turns 73.

Today is the day

Gabriel officially

turns 73.

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not to leftist infight but being an anarchist is literally like pointing out a problem and other people agreeing its a problem and then they get mad at you

you did it you boiled down anarchist discourse to its bare essentials

you did it you boiled

down anarchist discourse to

its bare essentials

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