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hey it's me Goku

@the-guff

she/her shitty jokes and a LOT of talk about Dracula. DM for a pic of my kitty with down syndrome

comedies that turn into tragedies when the fucked up stuff played for jokes suddenly gets treated with the severity and realness that it would get in real life are genuinely my weakness and hit so much harder than tragedies that start off with the sad stuff.

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to me big smiles are so synonymous with horror that fails to be scary that i think if you put me in a creepy room saw-style with a blood splattered smiley face on the wall i would calm down a bit. because it indicates a person trying too hard to be sickos and scary. it's a bit of a cutiepie trait. but if it was a blood splattered frowny face i'd get scared because then i know they mean business

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i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

Ok but the innkeeper lady has GOT to be the most relatable character in Dracula fr. She saw this doe-eyed English solicitor who was doing his best to speak German and was just so excited about everything and wanted to try all the local dishes and went "ah my good friend Jonathan Harker. Must be protected" and then as SOON as she saw that this man was in mortal danger she got on her knees and begged him to stay away like "don't you see!! you're going to see Dracula!! Dracula!! Jonathan, the Horrors!!!"

SO true ma'am. Thank you for giving him that crucifix for us

(And shoutout to Ioana Adăscăliței for that chilling performance in re: dracula — GOD that was good)

Mob boss who gets equally passionate about rewarding loyalty as punishing betrayal. What?! Johnny Backstabs killed two of my rivals and saved my daughter from assassins?! Incredible!! I want him loved! I want him wifed! I want his bills paid! I want his rent gone! I want his dog pet! I want his gender trans’d! I want her car fixed! I want flowers on her doorstep! Get this DONE!!😡🥰😡

I wonder if dj crazy times knows just how much of an effect he'll have on me for years to come

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trying to explain to a puppygirl that moralism is a harmful philosophy and you can't easily sort everyone into "good girls" and "bad girls"

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every time you say the words good girl she gets so excited she starts sneezing for 2 minutes straight

Darling, on your birthday, we’ll have sex. No, no, I don’t mean sex.

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Frank, what do you mean?

It’ll be like a sex, but it won’t be sex. Not in the usual sense. We’ll be anywhere. No time. No bounds.

The realities will feel like they’ve melted and we’ll be everywhere and nowhere. You’ll feel my body parts on yours and your body parts on mine. We won’t be a man or a woman. We’ll have the countless natures of God and the infinite space. And we’ll have a body just like a body of course, but like the body of God or the dream of a camel. No limits.

babytrans is like your starter class and you can prestige into stuff like tmilf, transbian chaser, girlfag, femboy♀️[Editor's Note: DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FEMBOY♂️ OR FEMMEBOY], etc. the gourmet genders we don't let the cis know about. you can even multiclass but you have to make sure your class alignment restrictions are in agreement or you risk becoming a Fallen Paladin (Fallen Paladin is also a gender)