hoes wanna suck me, before they fuck me pussy so tight it’s an X file david duchovny
me after one shower
I honestly wish I had Lena Dunham’s confidence. She’s just out here ugly as hell, stupid as hell, annoying as hell, and she’s living so what the fuck am I insecure for?
“YES QUEEN SIT!”
“I have a man thank you!”
social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u
Redownloading the same dating app every six months
Are you ever just… really disappointed to learn someone is straight
I guess the majority of the population disappoints you then.
correct
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
i can never not reblog this
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’
They deadass tried to make her seem like a psycho.
Remember that Britney had to be completely perfect since she was a toddler. She never had any control in what she did and always had people telling her what to do and how she was supposed to look. The poor girl needed some freedom and privacy and wasn’t getting it. So when people are telling her that she’s not even allowed to walk outside with someone messing with her hair, she needed to regain some control back in her life. The poor girl was overworked and never got to understand what it was like to grow up like a normal kid. This wasn’t a breakdown or a psychotic snap. This was a girl who was tired of having no control of her life and was desperately trying to take hold of it in even the smallest way possible
*all of my mental illnesses being problematic*
you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved, what about just going to sleep


