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as rushed as it is you have no idea how much i NEEDED to draw this and fast
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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BRING MY BOY BACK HE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!
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The whole tadc fandom right now
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need a robotic nun to lightly rap me on the knuckles every time i chase temptation out of Compulsion rather than Desire, "if you're gonna Sin, at least do it through Agency and Intention rather than Base Impulse," she would say, "do it because you Want It, not Just because you Don't want to do Whatever You're Currently Doing"
"quit refreshing grindr every 40 seconds like a roomba bumping into the same coffee table leg for an hour at a time. go outside. find a man with a ring on his finger. ruin his life through quick wit, decisive action, and a fat ass. Now." - nunbot9k
lumpensinner vs. honorable industrial sin prole
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"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less
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Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 1/?
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I love man in a hurry’s cameo in hatchet town because it implies that 1) he carries a gun, 2) he has the gun because he’s in a hurry, 3) this is common knowledge, therefore 4) there’s a good chance he’s used it before, and 5) no one has done anything about this
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"kill em with kindness" WRONG. *nightmare time leitmotif
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Hatchetfield Textposts
Update: Finished the image descriptions
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has this been done yet?
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this workin boys scene has been on my mind for far too long
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ouch i think i broke my vagina bones
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
j0ules
we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh
yes
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.
this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"
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can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar
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The Sorrowful Truth
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EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 🧠 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 👯
Source: dropout.tv