I have something I want to check, but the answer may scare me. Alright, here it goes:
Please reblog, though I'm pretty sure it's gonna be pretty conclusive regardless of sample size.
tumblr LIED to me, these things don’t eat Doritos at all!
guy who stims by throwing bombs everywhere
i'm reading this dictionary of angels throughout history, religion, and culture and this guy is definitely my favorite so far
mine mud orb is hard to ponder
Shine it up more
Only within the clouds of mud and muck and filth and grime is true magic revealed. To shine the orb would reduce it to naught but a ball.
me, writing my own OCs: idk. was that out of character?
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
freshdonus
“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.
Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.
I’ll never tire of this. :)
Yeah I stand for the flag
[I.D. a photo and a gif. the photo is of a clear box of chocolate covered pretzels labeled "patriotic red, white and blue pretzel twists". the pretzels however are more pastel and resemble pink, white and light blue. the gif is of a waving trans flag. end I.D.]
Meeting a jerboa (跳鼠) in the Gobi Desert
English added by me :)
if I ever get 100k followers on here I feel like I’m legally obligated to buy tumblr shoelaces
uh oh
oh really? do tell
fuck
I’m on the phone with joe
Who's Joe?
some idiot whos about to get his shoelaces stolen
