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@the-glayflower

I like Girls.
Wisconsin.
22.
Fucking Loser.

Guys. I just got to an ecology exam in a big lecture hall and the guy next to me had a huge cooler and I asked what was in it and he said “Candy, want some?” I could think of weirder uses for a cooler and said yeah, so he opened the lid.

Her name is Candy.

He says they’re going on a walk after class.

In case you were wondering, she went on the walk, and it was perfect outside.

Candy!!!

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memewhore

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her