The Curse Of Jetstream Tormod
It makes more sense than the key lock thing... A key is literally made to open one lock.
im not letting any guys hit under 200lbs anymore
why not?
The Temptation of Eve by Pierre Jan van der Ouderaa, c. 1910
Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76
That's her, btw
She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.
Congrats Renata!
what if she has a tumblr and it turns out she has me blocked???? what then.
what if you went on a date and showed her your blog and she got up and left when she saw the username?
“Ariel on a Bat’s Back” from Shakespeare’s The Tempest by Edmund Dulac (1915)
yall ever get scared af
GET SCARED GET SCARED GET SCARED GET SCARED
Noooo i didnt think you would abort it if male i just meant good on you for choosing to have a daughter instead of a son
Also where i was reared, rearing is used for humans and raising is used for animals, so happy rearing!
ok but like. do you think I hand selected which of my husbands sperm cells fertilized my egg. because like. I really didn’t choose anything here
I thought that if the egg was fertilized at 87 degrees or warmer then it's a male, and if it's 86 degrees or cooler then it's female?
i think that's crocodiles
I'm like 69% sure it's not
Noooo i didnt think you would abort it if male i just meant good on you for choosing to have a daughter instead of a son
Also where i was reared, rearing is used for humans and raising is used for animals, so happy rearing!
ok but like. do you think I hand selected which of my husbands sperm cells fertilized my egg. because like. I really didn’t choose anything here
I thought that if the egg was fertilized at 87 degrees or warmer then it's a male, and if it's 86 degrees or cooler then it's female?
if i watch this video without any sound i can hear it in my head








