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The Game Wizerd

@the-game-wizerd

Magic and video games - One in the same. Kind of.

Yo why is it called horny posting and not bardic inspiration

Scout has a headache. He’s been laying on the cold laundry room floor to try and relieve it. He refuses to go to Medic, though, because he’s worried Medic might end up giving him brain surgery.

Hmm, today I will open this app and browse for 15 minutes before fucking off for another couple months

sick of pathologizing our favorite characters. “This one has anxiety, this one has ADHD”

we need to expand our diagnosis. Mario has acid reflux. that guy from Supernatural has herpes. Wonder Woman has a UTI. we have the power here

hey not to supernatural gif in 2021 but uh

goddammit 

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I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he'll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun