god I’m so fucking tired today. trans barista was CLEARLY clocking me when he was like “I think you and I have a lot in common!” but for some reason my brain immediately went to spinal columns and I raised my fist and said “yeah! team Chordata!”
Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies
I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling
Big Lebowski energy here
'Fuck it, let's go bowling '
Words to live by
what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮
The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space
One of these days Chocolate Guy's gonna make something that starts out looking incredibly phallic and we, wise to his tricks, will be all "ohoho! I wonder what this delightful trickster is crafting now!"
and it's just gonna be a dick
This, ftr, became a dragon
hob's casual avoidance of pronouns when he's explaining he was stood up by someone because they got into a fight, and the bartender making sure to call them friends when anyone else would have assumed it was a couple, is like...SO ambiently 80s gay, that it's fucking textbook
little kids love spooky mascots like bendy and Freddy but I notice they interpret the characters as totally benevolent basically and I think they deserve good quality media that plays into that, a horrifying but objectively heroic protagonist earnestly made for really young audiences. Yeah they got venom but that's still aimed at teens to adult nerds. I guess there's probably no media company right now with the guts to openly market a slavering fanged ghoul as a friendly children's hero but it is literally what they're clamoring for.
I dunno it just feels shiftier how all these newer mascot horror games are only kind of "implicitly" for kids, like they're still made with adult sensibilities and content kids might not be all that prepared to handle yet on the down-low they're hoping to get kids buying merch. Feels off. If you want the baby market then do it unironically and honestly.
There should be like an unironically scary character like you'd expect aesthetically to be the main threat of an adult horror franchise but it just protects kids from harm AND its associated media should be entirely G-rated other than the monster design itself. Make it like a skeleton bat clown with anglerfish teeth or a big black hairy centipede with a bunch of broken baby doll heads but it only hurts mean people and only adults. Or you know there isn't even any violence but it scares away bullies and then it helps the kids find their cat or make a sandcastle or whatever. The writing should not be like it's also for adults. It should be like the level of Bluey or Octonauts, like high quality but intellectually accessible to a three year old. And like the monster lurks anywhere dark like under beds and stuff. Yes there are children who would still be scared of it anyway but there were always children who got scared of big bird or the teletubbies, you know??? I bet other kids would get it and they'd get to feel like the scariest fucker they ever saw is inherently on their side.
putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are
"Lawn"
United States
WAIT IN THE MIKU TAMAGOTCHI YOUR MIKU CAN EVOLVE INTO KAITO IF YOU TREAT HER LIKE DOGSHIT???
big fan of when animals creche. Love to see so many fucking babies in one place
So a creche in ecology is a group of animals that take care of their offspring as a group. Grouping together like this can help with protection against predators, finding food, enduring the weather, and gives the parents time to "rest", as sometimes the parents will alternate who's being the primary watchers while others get to hunt by themselves for a bit, like a baby animal daycare.
But ye lions do this once cubs each a certain age. A decent amount of birds do it (for example: flamingos and a lot of penguin, duck, and goose species). Gharials (a type of South Asian crocodilian) form creches with hundreds of babies from multiple nests (they lay under 100 eggs each and sometimes as few as 20). Feral hogs tend to form groups of mothers and young like this, and I saw 3 sows and like 15+ tiny babies the other day and they were so cute
But ye that's how you get pictures like these
"The Kiss", a 12,000-year-old rock painting at Pedra Furada in Brazil
to be fair this is the only thing protecting us from Do You Love The Colour Of The Poll
So i might need a new drawing tablet
What have I done
I think this is an incredibly important video to watch
How to draw some meeses. Some cheese bois. Some rodent squadron.
This always fucks me up to think about
Im now picturing touch sensitive autistics just feeling a fabric and thinking. "Omg this feels like horrendous city planning i CANNOT wear this!"
American Pronoun (2000) dir. Mary Harron
he didn't say that
Yes she did

















