Friday, August 31.
Not now Jack Nicholson
Ever take a mirror selfie with your daughter when internationally-renowned actor, filmmaker, and three-time Academy Award-winning Hollywood icon Jack Nicholson gets in the way? God dammit Jack, not again. That right there is the problem with actors: they are incapable of realizing that the world does not revolve around them.
Well, as it happens, around four years ago @cctinsleybaxter was wondering where’s that photo of kubrick getting a mirror selfie with his daughter and jack nicholson’s in the foreground because he thought they were taking a picture of him asdfghjkl, and, despite our collective irritation, we could not help but admire it one more time. It was high time, if you will.
Nicholon's out-of-focus folded arms, proud posture, and satisfied little smile—a smile that says this is my time to shine—Kubrick's mildly perturbed expression at having his picture with his daughter spoiled, and her look of dry amusement. It is, quite simply, a classic and thoroughly deserving of every last letter of its asdfghjkl. For this is an image that should hang in The Louvre; but only because it, too, was placed there by mistake.
10000 pound weight
Fucking with me for real theres gonna be something
The truth is in there somewhere,
I FUCKING HATE YOUR IMAGE
When you reblog from me you, or an image of you, is entering a building that represents my blog.
"yōkai", a.k.a. Homies,
where were these guys in Yo-kai Watch
i had some of these. from multiple series. they were a cool gacha toy for american kids, honestly. i would get them for change at a sushi place near my house.
Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house
Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets
#if sir Walter elliot used reddit (@spookyohan)
oh my god this is me. i was addicted to designer amphetamines and completely delusional at the time of writing this. i had lost forty pounds and thought i was hot shit. i thought i was the reincarnation of Kurt Vonnegut. this was serious, and my friends laughed when they saw this go viral on twitter. it made me realize i had issues and im sober now. im also shocked i managed to stay employed at that time. To answer your question: im from LA but I grew up all around. I was living between Baltimore and NYC at the time. My mom is a beautiful Italian woman (Milan by way of Bolzano) and my dad is an insufferable Mexican from Montreal.
fwiw, my Reddit was suspended for this, im doing a lot better now, life is good, and im really happy :)
Hey guys, I have to hate to be the bringing bad news - but @phalloids is lying and this was actually me, and was a huge inspiration for this blog
Hey so it’s been a while since I’ve had to do this but:
My names Melody, I’m a transgirl in Florida, and I need some help. I need to get a tire replaced on my car and it’s costs 100 dollars. This is happening just as I was getting ready to take a trip (that’s already been paid for and is too late to cancel) on the same weekend that my rent is due. Normally this wouldn’t have been an issue, but now I need to also spend 100 dollars to get the tire.
I absolutely hate to ask but if anyone can throw some money my way to help on the tail end of pride month to make this new tire shit more doable that’d be greatly appreciated.
好きな子の誕生日。
8歳かぁ。
大好きだよ。
じゅー。
このダサいクッションが好きだよね。
かわいいね。
じゅー。
離れて生活しても
大好きだからね。
2023.5.6.oconica
What
You better ring the alarm
Before I cock back dump on you and your boys
And have black suits tucked on you and your mom
But back to the song
She said she wanna suck on me and the boys
Her ass look good in a thong and she want me to sneak in the building like Trojans of Troy
Best believe there’s Trojans involved
Hats slipped over the boy
Oh boy
#293 “Thanks, Spongebob. I’m a faggot now!” -SuperIdiotMan00
#706 “What pimps and motherfucking whores want is puke on Deborah’s pussy! Not suckin’ gay-ass mothafucka!” -EditsForWinners
#98 “What pimps and motherfucking whores want is puke on Deborah’s pussy! Not suckin’ gay-ass mothafucka!” -EditsForWinners