Baby Halloween Costumes That Are So Cute, It’s Scary.
this cured my depression
me @ me: im literally begging u to get ur shit together right now
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The mystery continues…
[captions]
Danny: [surprised] “Dad?”
[gentle string music plays]
Danny: “Is this where you’ve been for the past ten years?!”
[Dad disappears further into the clothes rack, dramatic string music plays]
Danny: [yelling] “DAD, NO!”
Source: weloveshortvideos.com
do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years
i hate myself for laughing so hard at this
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
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I’m amazed by this.
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If you want to sound like a Dad on the internet just end your sentences with two period ellipses.. I don’t know why it works but it does.. Just thought you’d like to know this.. Love you..
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scandalous
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic.
SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON
Fuck. Boy. Logic.
The Satanic Temple, an unlikely and productive ally in the fight for reproductive justice, is following through on a promise to sue the state of Missouri for enforcing antiabortion legislation, which Satanists believe impedes their free exercise of religion. The temple claims that by refusing to grant one of its members, identified as Mary Doe, an exemption to its 72-hour abortion waiting period, the state placed an undue burden on the woman’s religious beliefs in violation of Missouri’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act.
Source: salon.com
It’s fucking red.
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I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time
A TRUE FEMALE ICON