Mr. Stealyogirl

making someone cum is so much fun

Look at the cute doggy, Daddy!

Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing? 

Big Hero 6 was a great movie

Kitten never had the chance to watch Big Hero 6 with Daddy while he was in town.

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

what do you mean for 6 year olds

“You act different in person” Bitch I was nervous

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

me: *screams into the void*

void: bitch i’m this 👌 close .

you can’t spell “pleasant” without “ant”

Thank you for this information.

youre welcome. do you want to know something else?

Um yes I think so

ants are small

Hey NASA if you ever need anyone to fucking fling into the sun i volunteer Sam Pepper for the job