it’s almost december

and it’s time we start to remember the birth of our lord and saviour

me realizing i really gotta be alive tomorrow too

Mutuals do this !! This is super cute 😍😁😘👌🏻😛😜

Hit me with a stick and throw me in a river

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

Fucked up Christmas decorations

Tis the season

cursed

I feel like this entire sub can relate

December 1st is world aids day

I just processed that I could literally say anything I want on here. I could post any dumb headcanon I want and you guys would be forced to read it. My wisdom is truly infinite.

Frank Zhang vapes.

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

Holy fucking christ

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I feel very strongly about this

* D E E P I N H A L E *

yes

I love the rain

I love the rain too

I love rain so much!!!

🙌🏼☺️🤗 the rain is my favorite

I love the rain as well

I love it so much like its pretty relaxing when I hear it

I actually relax when I smell rain, I mean it’s scientifically proven that smelling rain water can help relax your brain up to 60%

I LOVE RAIN SO MUCH I MIGHT BE CRYING

why do people always pull hip-hop and rap as a misogynist area of music? yes, many rappers are misogynistic, but it’s not the only genre. let’s talk about country music, about the preacher’s daughter trope, the cutoff jeans, the get-her-drunk mentality; let’s talk about pop music, about the drugs and the clubs and the possessive “love songs”; let’s talk about alternative music, about “she’s not like other girls” and the manic pixie dream girl; let’s talk about classical music, about the exclusion of women now and in history. 

let’s talk about how everyone’s first reaction is to villainize a primarily black genre before criticizing literally anyone else. 

dark skinned trans men……. legendary

dark skinned trans women…….. ethereal

dark skinned non binary people……. amazing

dark skinned trans people…….. incredible

a lesbian literally can not be in a healthy relationship with a man like yes there are lesbians who do have boyfriends and husbands for a myriad of reasons but it’s literally not possible for a healthy relationship to exist. it’s either a lesbian forcing herself to be with a man bc she’s in denial about her sexuality or she’s forced to settle with men given unfortunate circumstances outside her control. there’s no way for anyone to be like “but im a lesbian in a healthy relationship with a man” it’s literally impossible and it makes me sad there’s girls out here who think that

i remember there was this whole sex positivity bullshit that happened that was like “ don’t judge lesbians who willingly have sex with men it’s subversive” like y’all really don’t see the problem with lesbians forcing themselves to have sex with ppl they’re not attracted to?? u don’t think there’s an underlying problem surrounding intense self hatred where lesbians (who are usually young and/or naive) think they can get fucked back into liking men.

and one of the reasons these lesbians would fuck men was to have control over their sexuality and separate their mind from their physical sensations and that’s literally so fucking sad?? like ur internalized homophobia is so strong that u feel the need to have sex with someone ur not attracted to so that u can overpower something that’s not in ur control?? obviously u cant control ur sexuality but u can control who u fuck so being able to fuck men gives u that feeling of autonomy that u so desperately want. being a lesbian literally makes u feel powerless so having the “strength” to fuck men fulfills ur desire for control n personal agency. and that really breaks my heart like it’s so fucking sad?? and the fact y’all pieces of shit saw what was essentially a cry for help as a way to promote some sex positivity bullshit makes me want to pull my teeth out

and i feel like it’s also an outlet for abused lesbians to handle their fear of men better like if you’ve ever been abused by someone a common response to that trauma is having sex with a person who resembles ur abuser. i think lesbians who have a traumatic history with men might respond to their trauma in that same way. it’s a way for them to take back ownership of their body n mind by thinking to themselves “i choose what gets to happen to my body and doing something that most lesbians wouldn’t dare to do, means ive conquered my fear. men no longer hold power over me” lesbians make me so sad sometimes, and it sucks our trauma is not something folks like to talk about n ppl have a hard time seeing us as complex individuals so they can never understand the shit that might be happening to us

hey why y’all reblogging only half of this thread tf u better get in on this extended version cuz i went off

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HAPPY CHANUKAH!!!! :D :D :D :D

so i got my gma this little christmas tree for her room. we gave this little clicker that the extension cord plugs into so she can turn it on and off. she has very few pleasures right now and that tree is one of them!! 

someone stole the cord and box today. from an old lady in a nursing home! that bitch stole christmas im so mad

anyway i dare that bitch to steal it again

never said i wasn’t petty

gmas philosophy (like mine) is if you can see the tree you dont have enough ornaments. tackier the better!!!

IT WAS THE NURSING DIRECTOR. she just didn’t tell anyone???? anyway i’m now the proud owner of a $20 plug that says i stole it from a nursing home

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y u gotta call us out like this ej

You deserve it

Honestly you can just say ‘theatre kid’, the rest is redundant

I mean, fair