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@the-eternal-croissant-lord

MEMES Galore and things that make no sense.

I wonder if there are any “woke” planeswalkers who yell about cultural appropriation when they see other planeswalkers adopting fashion trends from other planes?

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exavaorgtfo

Please. Think before you speak

I find the entire concept of cultural appropriation to be bullshit and a step backwards in promoting a more tolerant culture. And often, these “woke” people are speaking for the people of other cultures and talk down to them when they disagree.

You don’t wonder about the social dynamics between planeswalkers? There have to be some crazy conservative and crazy liberal ones out there.

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exavaorgtfo

It’s hard to ask this. When most planeswalkers are basically gods. You can’t shame a god.

Ugin and Bolas are the only ones that come close to being god-like, and they’re nowhere near their pre-Mending powers. The entire point of the Mending is that they’re not gods anymore. They’re just mages with very human problems and flaws.

And read the Theros books, you absolutely can shame a god! 

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exavaorgtfo

i thought sorin literally created innistrad tho

"Dont wear guild badges if you aren't from Ravnica!"

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loafed-beans-deactivated2020082

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

This show hurts my brain

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cool-ghoul

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

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zebcuson

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

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anarcho-kaibaism

A. The town letterkenny is based from is in Alberta

B. The slang used may be a slight mixing of slang, but regardless Canadian hick slang much like southern in America slang mixes with dissimilar cultures and adopts certain aspects.

C. You’re talking ‘Berta Beef here which is the finest beef in North America, of course they’re talking it up in ‘Berta

D. See my girlfriend in Alberta @narwhaled because you’re about two shoelaces short of falling on your face with that assertion there bud.

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dungeonmaster66

Shit, I heard slang like that all the time in Alberta. A bit grating, but this scene is funny. Ontario hick slang (at least from the backwater cesspools I’ve been to) tends to be really, really weird though. Practically gibberish LOL.

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pureslime

People out here lusting after dogs, aliens, snakes, cephalopods, trees, mathematical concepts, but we draw the FUCKING line at cartoon human female

I went to see this with my girlfreind, at one point she leaned in and whispered "damn she's thicc"

Metal Gear Solid is the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure of Video Games.

Evidence-

1) Follow an intergenerational cast with the same nickname.

2) You hear about something from it out of context, and believe that there’s no way it could happen, only for it to indeed, happen.

3) David Bowie is referenced.

4) Old men are surprisingly strong.

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johnnys-robot-gloves

And don’t forget both have ridiculous stuff in them that doesn’t undermine their serious moments.

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exavaorgtfo

it also confirms blonde men who are your brother are evil

Lots of homoerotic nonsense

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exavaorgtfo

Yeah

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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milkee-way

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

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lovemysecretself

Reblogged before it vanishes again

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

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miss-nerdgasmz

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

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geometricdeathtrap

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

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trenzalord

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

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fullofsinfullust

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

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askthegrandhighboob

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This !@#$%^&* is bad news

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sparklefairydust

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

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youkoofthelovespot

Please spread this information!

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

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rootintootinrasputin

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

i’ve never heard of this what the fuck. don’t get your hands blown apart guys.

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awallpaperbrony

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp Just did a check. This is an actual thing. Keep safe around these things, people.

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proudblackconservative

Yes do be careful, although if you want to see the bomb in a safe setting there are some YouTube videos and it’s pretty cool to watch.

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lizzy-phantomhive

Does not match my blog at all and don’t care because thank you for bringing this to attention. I have yet to see this in my area and I hope never to.

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mistymalum

PLEASE READ THIS

Stay safe everyone

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askmunthecinnamonbun

holy… god, can I just slap the people who do this?? this isn’t funny

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mtt-it

what the everliving fuck

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antisjwalliance

As much as I want to make a joke involving extremism, this is actually really serious, and worth sharing for people to read.

Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.

MANDATORY REBLOG

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trilobitten

There are restaurants in my city, just a mediocre American city, that serve shark fin soup and directly support this industry. Please be careful which businesses you support, and tell the owners of the rest why you will not be supporting them.