Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

2020 keeps on taking what we value most 😔

As I get older I’m starting to let go of the guilty urge to build permanent habits. Like, a while ago I decided I would start jumping rope every day. I did it for like three weeks and felt good about it. Then I got bored, because of course I did, because I’m a human person. So now I do a bit of kickboxing because that’s what I like now. The other week I cut all sugar from my diet, just for a week, to challenge myself. Now I’m back to eating sweets but I don’t crave them as much.

Growth is about stretching, trying new things, and setting small, realistic goals for yourself, not picking a “good habit” you’ve decided you will be doing always and forever from now on. That’s not discipline. That’s pointless self-torture and unhealthy resistance to change.

What’s good for you today will not necessarily be what’s good for you tomorrow.

this could be us

but you’re (not) playing (trombone)

Always reblogging

One of the characters in our D&D party is an orc named Brick.  We’ve established that orcs get their names through tests of strength and that his name is Brick because it’s the strongest thing he was able to break with his bare hands.

By profession, Brick is a therapist.  His ultimate ambition is to one day do therapy so good that he can change his name to Depression.

Mark Vomit (2020)

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

Someone: “People would never do anything without monetary gain”

Dungeon masters, Minecraft players, fanfic writers:

You’re so right

Wikipedia editors Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels Animal shelter volunteers People who put back extra carts at the grocery store People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away  Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

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he is right and he should say it

famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

star wars

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helllllll yea 

Ernie and Bert eat the fruit that most resembles their best friend.

No one ever properly appreciates Noam Chomsky for spending large portions of his time these days sitting at his computer and answering virtually every question that anyone sends him, about anything at all

You know the joke about how hot people never had to develope a personality cuz they’re hot? I feel like tiktok is the practical application of that joke

playing portal and the cool robot lady gave me a cube with hearts on it!!!!!! it’s so cute!!!!!! i wonder if i’ll be able to keep her for the rest of my tests!!!!

what the fuck

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

This absolute disgrace…

A Twitter user saw an ad for this neat, unassuming house for sale for less than $159,000. 

It had a beautiful yard, so he made an app’t to see it. And, that’s when things got weird. 

The living room was messy and tacky, but it had a nice spiral staircase, an open 2nd fl. balcony, and Mediterranean style. 

But what was up with this mural of outer space?

And these 2 creepy homemade aliens?

Well, the space theme continued into the dining room. The mural made it look like you were in a spaceship that landed on the moon- see earth off in the distance?

Hmmm. This looks like the conference room in a space ship. 

The kitchen is plain, but still has a few touches, as well as a “sealed” hatch door. 

What, you say you like the beach? This house has you covered. The bedroom has a waterbed and that’s real sand on the floor. 

The bathroom is a tropical rain forest. 

This 2nd bedroom is beautifully staged in a hippie retro theme- notice the square bed- it must be a cardboard box.

Look, this spare room is a blank canvas- you can make it anything you like.

And, I don’t know what this is on the mezzanine. 

The back of the house is nice, but it’s a little overgrown- the ivy is starting to cover some of the windows. It was sold for $152,500.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/quirky-home-for-sale-comes-with-a-spaceship-and-a-beach-inside-1.4944934

Whatever the reason, it’s clear that these people were living their absolute best life.

that’s an Animal Crossing house