Y'all I was sleeping on Adieu it is such a good song
give me the strength to be as chill as flake
Merry christmas
They tried to use Ollie as a tree first so he had to flee and rzk is the Facebook mom type who takes pics of it and posts it to his story
It may be Christmas Eve but it’s still #SchneiderSaturday! #ChristophSchneider #Doom #drums #drummer #Schlagzeug #schlagzeuger #FeelingB #DieFirma #SexySchneider #FrauSchneider #BananaConnoisseur
Schneider, Olli and Till being hilarious on stage during Puppe
@adansika IG
random young christoph schneider dump cause he's a lil handsome boi<3
In case no one told you today, I’m proud of you! Don’t forget to hydrate and smile ☁️
aww thanks
Reblog to make the tummy not hurt of the person you reblogged from.
was looking for something else, found this instead...
...and now i can't remember what i was looking for..💕
You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again
“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”
So this has probably already been said on this post but I dont wanna scroll through 66k notes to find it.
The term Redneck gain prominence with striking coal miners in Appalachia. They wore red bandanas around their necks to express union solidarity.
And they fucking FOUGHT police and Pinkerton strike breaker forces. It was a period called The Coal Wars.
The poor and working classes have a long history of community support and rejecting police authority.
If you’re pro-cop, you’re not a redneck, you’re a bootlicker who based your personality on a played out Jeff Foxworthy caricature. Get bent. Your ancestors are ashamed of you.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sentence Meme - The Freshman
“Introduction to the modern novel? I’m guessing I’d probably have to read the modern novel…”
“I just think it’s good to be prepared. Don’t want to be caught unawares,”
“Well, I hope that I learn from this experience and I grow,”
“I’m being annoying aren’t I?”
“It would be fun to have the whole gang back together,”
“You know, this store discriminates against short people,”
“I bet there’s gonna be a lot of parties to go to this week too, not that I’m a crazy partier, oh, and I’m not always this hyper either, I’m just excited,”
“Well, I’m lost and I have a map, so…”
“I’m a little upset. I had it on good authority that this was a party school,”
“I don’t really have a security blanket,”
“It’s nice to know that I’m not the only entirely confused person on this campus,”
“Is this blue cheese or just cheese that’s gone blue?”
“Is this a bad time?”
“I’ll go slip into something a little less comfortable,”
“God I was worried that something might have happened to you,”
“I really didn’t think you’d show up here for a while,”
“I didn’t move anything, it’s still your room,”
“The whole world in front of her, and she comes back to this dive,”
“Okay, once more with less feeling,”
“It’s just… what if I can’t cut it?”
“I’ve gone through some fairly dark times in my life. Faced some scary things,”
“I’ve had a really long week,”
“How can you be so calm!?”
“So, college not so scary after all,”
Can we just look at these broad shoulders? Yeah? Just for one moment (or idk forever?). Why? I mean... Hshsjs I bet he gives best hugs ever. Happy birthday Reesh 💗
that chest, those shoulders, in that shirt.... ❤️
top 5 flake moments
1. wearing fake tattoos just to dick with a shitty interviewer (and me as a fresh new fan who didnt know any better) and saying he's too old to own a computer when he literally has a podcast
2. mein land making of where he explains it was embarrassing to dance with a bunch of beautiful half naked girls on a beach but it cuts to him saying it while he's in full corpse paint and leather
3. when he explains incredibly embarrassing stories without a single ounce of shame yet claims he doesn't buy his favorite brand of cigs cause he can't pronounce the name with his stutter
4. when he said he joined rammstein and didn't like anyone except till because "I already lived with Paul for 10 years and I was sick of him"
5. the way he's actually so well spoken and has a near photographic memory and can explain a scene so beautifully that I can imagine it so vividly. and he's so romantic when he speaks about his bandmates, it's clear he loves them very much, even if he has a dry sense of humor about it. like "there are people who are excited to see you everyday and they say 'wow those shoes are awful.' it makes you feel like you're not alone in the world."
This post is gold.






