Contemplating a new internet moniker for m'self. Somewhat fond of ‘Cerulean Breakfast Pastry’ but I’m not married to it. I’m in that general PG-reference-to-not-PG-thing groove so if anyone’s got a better idea…

('The Deviations’ was supposed to be a sci-fi crossover fanfic that I never got around to writing, but I did make an LJ for it. Then used that LJ to post on the shkinkmeme, thus I became it and it became me. There’s a fun fact.)

got a random ass (affectionate) like on this post when I’m once again trying to write The Thing Borne of An Empty ‘Ship Tag That No One Has Filled Since I Noticed Its Absence On AO3 Well Over A Decade Ago

I’m obviously The One here. I must smoosh the particular sapphics together and call out the internet for failing to be itself. The universe has determined this.

@funnier-as-a-system

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

The people going “but I paid my loans off so why shouldn’t theyyyy” like seriously stfu

The fact you paid them off doesn’t mean you worked harder. It just means you got lucky. I will fight you on this.

[Image Description: tweet by [moving truck emoji] Joshua Collins 4 Congress, @ Joshua4Congress. It says “I don’t have kids & might never. I support universal childcare & paid maternal leave. I’m not going back to college. I support free college. I don’t make minimum wage. I support increasing it above the cost of living. This is called ‘Wanting a better life for our people.’” End I.D.]

*INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

Why would you hide this in the tags?

[Video description: Brennan Lee Mulligan, outside on the concrete, speaking into a microphone, surrounded by people and picket signs. Caption: Brennan Lee Mulligan DMing on the universal picket line.

"-if I told you this was not the first time I've played D&D on curb next to a parking lot!

Long you have journeyed through the mythic realms, through forests deep, caverns old, to arrive at the Valley of the Sun! (people laugh) LOL, big LOL. |It is in the dead of night, dawn has not yet come, and from an ancient sarcophagus lines with runes, you see rising from the mist, the vampiric form of John Strahd! (people laugh) CEO of Ravenloft Studios. (people boo)

He arises, (gasps), and you see behind him the vast collected treasures, artifacts, and magical items, all taken from the fine hands of your fellow wizards, bards, artificers. A massive horn like that of an ancient dragon!

He stands, "Ahh, adventurers brave. Defeating you will be a cruel, but necessary evil!" (everyone boos)

/end]

using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger

what clown

Are the lava sharks smooth just like real sharks?

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

*raises my hand to ask a question* what if we collectively refused to refer to AI as 'AI'? it's not artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence doesn't currently exist, it's just algorithms that use stolen input to reinforce prejudice. what if we protested by using a more accurate name? just spitballing here but what about Automated Biased Output (ABO for short)

I've been informed that in australia, "Abo" is a slur against Aboriginal people. therefore a respectful and clear differentiation must be made:

in summary: a more descriptive, respectful, and practical term for Artificial Intelligence is, quite logically, A/B/O

#since AI is a rapidly emerging business...it would be accurate to say that tech is currently an A/B/O Dynamic industry

A/B/O is also used to talk about the Omegaverse

omegaverse like the thing zuckberg is tryna do with all the facebook instagram internet-of-thing virtual reality Mega company stuff?

No, that's the Metaverse. The Omegaverse is all those movies with Captain America and the Guardians of the Galaxy and whatnot.

oh DUH, that's why i keep seeing stuff about marvel omegaverse on my dash every time they do a new movie

CAT showcasing equipment during an indoor demo for potential buyers

cat shelter for dads

CAT cafe

david tennant really does own the word "well" he's always out there saying "well" no one else says "WELL..." quite like he can

[ID: A post edited to read "Whenever I hear david tennant say 'well' i'm like yeah man...that's exactly what you're supposed to say" /End ID]

If I see any of you posting shit about not voting, in the year of Clarence Thomas saying we should revisit Marriage Equality and little girls being banned from school sports for having short hair, know that I WILL eat you first when we're in the Mad Max Fury Road level of planet fuckery.

RP Tyler is really stumped for what to say this time

I mean the man must know, right?

aziraphale in his diary in 1862 before meeting crowley: today i shall reunite with my dearest crowley, who has requested my company tomorrow by the duck pond in st. james park. how lovely!

aziraphale’s very next diary entry: BASTARD

aziraphale the day after that: i miss my dearest crowley.

good omens heritage post