WRINKLES ARE FINE JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE

"We don't tolerate wrinkles" is a MAD thing to say. Girl what?

The worst part is that this straw was most likely made for oral motor disabilities where the usual straw position would be difficult to use due to not being able to generate proper suction for any number of reasons. And it was co-opted by this “anti-aging” bullshit. Everyone in the notes saying you’d smack someone you saw using this— I understand the frustration about it in this instance but don’t make assumptions about anyone you’d actually see using it. There are legitimate uses for this outside of the harmful industry that stole it.

allisnargent: queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

LMAO this is so funny ♡♡

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

*applauds wildly*

manifesting a good day for every tumblr girl out there in the cruel unforgiving world

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

cowboy rp

fell cock first on a cactuce

the funniest thing about being ftm is the implications of the fact that I can post shirtless pics on tumblr now. I am allowed to inflict images of my nipples on this website any time I want and before I wasn’t but like. it’s the same nipples. literally the exact same ones. I just paid a guy to take them off of the tits they were once adjoined to and plonk them back down on the newly created titless wasteland of my chest. they’re. the same. I mean they’re a little phantom of the opera looking now because grafts, but still. I can’t get over that my nips are now certified sfw because they fuckin changed address. the logical conclusion then would be that the boob itself is the problem but it’s clearly not because you can post a picture of a naked boob on tumblr as long as the precise area of the nipple is censored and clearly you can post a picture of the nipple as long as it doesn’t live on a boob anymore but for some reason if you combine them together they become powerful enough to destroy the psyche of anyone between the ages of approximately three and exactly eighteen who gazes upon them. censorship laws are the absolute dumbest invention of humanity and I’m saying that as someone who owns a novelty plastic goat that screams and has watched the movie eragon. this is more stupid than both of those things.

They didn’t even change address, you just renovated the property. Like being told your house is legally condemned unless you paint the living room blue.

This moment from Trials of Apollo still cracks me up. 

I love Percy’s sass. You know it was on purpose.

I JUST REMEMBERED WHY ON EARTH DO SOME PLACES STILL USE HORSES FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT GET MY GUYS OUT OF THERE!!!!!!

USE LIKE IDK MAN THREE GUYS IN A HORSE COSTUME

You have been removed from this life

Your essence has been sucked into the vortex

Wrong. #reality

An adorable dollop!

It’s never a bad time to donate to wikipedia, but some times are funnier than others. If you’re a fan of spending small amounts of money to spite musk’s Twitter choices, think about it. https://donate.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LandingPage&country=US&uselang=en&utm_medium=portal&utm_source=portalFooter&utm_campaign=portalFooter

Literally had cramps while drawing this

Yes.

Holy fuck I had no idea

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/can-trans-women-get-periods

Body *feeling the hormones*: Oh, silly me, I’m female. I must have forgot. Better do the female thing.

*cramps*

yes, period cramps are hormone based, not organ based.

if you take estrogen, your body might cramp for about a week every month or so because your hormones tell it to, even though there’s no uterus.

this is absolutely a thing that can happen. it doesn’t happen to all trans women, but it absolutely does occur.

infact, cis women without a uterus or with a non functioning uterus also experience period cramps even if they don’t get periods. because again, it’s hormonal based.

it’s basic biology

Oh, it’s No-san!

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

Special event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

People with ADHD speaking on any subject

my unreliable ass could never be a narrator