The Daily Pepperoni

10 oz of gold, platinum, copper, zinc, tin and aluminum

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everything

PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM

I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.

when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

wonder who the culprit is

oh my god..a bread boy 

She’s not wrong.

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

Burnie Sandals

Let’s also talk about the fact that the second line of the first post says “I feel like the white eminem” but eminem is white

Guess again

its 5am and ive been thinking about this video for two weeks straight

This is what my internal dialogue looks and sounds like

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

🎥: Gambino_911

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

More tarte pls

the ol’ razzle dazzle